Two Gun Bob
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Would have come on here a little earlier but far too absorbed in watching the Pulis masterclass of football comebacks for beginners.
Mods delete if necessary but it appears we have a smashing gardening thread but no home brew thread to accompany it.
Always fancied having a pap around with home brew but always thought it was too technical too bothersome and to time consuming to warrant the interest. Also I was under the illusion that home brew was inferior to ordinary ales bought and ingested through the shops and pubs.
If its cheaper it cant be better or can it ?
Sat on the rank and wandered across a thread deep in cyber land all about home brewing and that was it I was hooked and destined to become a master masher and brewer.
Read and sponged in as much information as possible and decided to take the plunge..
But what do I brew and where does a mere mortal start.
Decided I wanted to brew real ale lagers and wine
Not arsed about the stouts and heavy stuff
Would sooner set fire to my toes than glug them down.
Only way to do this after taking down so much info was to go out and torture a home brew shop owner to near death with 1001 questions and answers.
And what better day to piss a man off than to do it than a bank holiday Monday ; )
Set of to the big City and ended up at Burnley home brew.
What a cracking amenable character old Charlie was.
The more questions I batted out to him the more happy he became.
Excitable at times but understandable.
Wine was first choice for the missus.
Red wines always blow our heads away rocking our world and in particular Merlot and Shiraz .
Like palatable full bodied fruity wines that don't make you feel like your sucking a lemon.
We went for Rosso classico or chianto from the Jubilee stable.;
Now here the thing.
I always thought wine was hard to brew.
Effectively in kit form it is just basically a concentrate that you add water to.
A bit like a bottle of vimto eh.
A piece of pish that makes 30 bottles for £30
Happy days and coming in at 13% ABV
And then I went for a real ale by the name of Milestone
A real ale starter kit which included a king keg barrel with 4inch cap taking co2 pellets and a top tap with float. Also a fermenting tub and ancillary components for a miserly £79.99
Thing is home brew shops are expanding rapidly and also producing high quality produce.
If you could have tasted the cheeky red we bought it would have made you weep far more with happiness than Suarez could ever have pissed out in desolate despair.
Hands and feet over any £8-£10 plus bottles we have ever bought.
Enough to make the equivalent of over £200 worth just on the wine alone.
I'm waffling and I don't normally do that so I will quickly conclude.
We went to our brew shop and in under two hours we had under way our brand new hobby.
Initial reading on the wine of 1080 hydrometer and temperature of 26c
Ale coming in at 1040 hydrometer and temperature of 22c
Intention with the ale is to rack it twice to decrease sediment and then barrel in top tap keg
Wine will be bottled in under two weeks
Amazing new hobby,hope it works out ok.
Feel free to give advice or recipes if you mash your own but I am a newbie just tampering with kits at the mo but eager to learn and absorb
If its not you bag then I will update anyway of my progress to date
Plan on brewing lagers for the world cup but prefer European or Pilsner with strength.
Under no illusion as to the difficulties in getting it A1 as opposed to ale or wine.
Different bag of fish but my poison of choice.
Hope it works out well and with no runny arseholes !
Adios and thank you so much Mr Pulis
Your so much better than Mr Coppall was.
That is all.
Mods delete if necessary but it appears we have a smashing gardening thread but no home brew thread to accompany it.
Always fancied having a pap around with home brew but always thought it was too technical too bothersome and to time consuming to warrant the interest. Also I was under the illusion that home brew was inferior to ordinary ales bought and ingested through the shops and pubs.
If its cheaper it cant be better or can it ?
Sat on the rank and wandered across a thread deep in cyber land all about home brewing and that was it I was hooked and destined to become a master masher and brewer.
Read and sponged in as much information as possible and decided to take the plunge..
But what do I brew and where does a mere mortal start.
Decided I wanted to brew real ale lagers and wine
Not arsed about the stouts and heavy stuff
Would sooner set fire to my toes than glug them down.
Only way to do this after taking down so much info was to go out and torture a home brew shop owner to near death with 1001 questions and answers.
And what better day to piss a man off than to do it than a bank holiday Monday ; )
Set of to the big City and ended up at Burnley home brew.
What a cracking amenable character old Charlie was.
The more questions I batted out to him the more happy he became.
Excitable at times but understandable.
Wine was first choice for the missus.
Red wines always blow our heads away rocking our world and in particular Merlot and Shiraz .
Like palatable full bodied fruity wines that don't make you feel like your sucking a lemon.
We went for Rosso classico or chianto from the Jubilee stable.;
Now here the thing.
I always thought wine was hard to brew.
Effectively in kit form it is just basically a concentrate that you add water to.
A bit like a bottle of vimto eh.
A piece of pish that makes 30 bottles for £30
Happy days and coming in at 13% ABV
And then I went for a real ale by the name of Milestone
A real ale starter kit which included a king keg barrel with 4inch cap taking co2 pellets and a top tap with float. Also a fermenting tub and ancillary components for a miserly £79.99
Thing is home brew shops are expanding rapidly and also producing high quality produce.
If you could have tasted the cheeky red we bought it would have made you weep far more with happiness than Suarez could ever have pissed out in desolate despair.
Hands and feet over any £8-£10 plus bottles we have ever bought.
Enough to make the equivalent of over £200 worth just on the wine alone.
I'm waffling and I don't normally do that so I will quickly conclude.
We went to our brew shop and in under two hours we had under way our brand new hobby.
Initial reading on the wine of 1080 hydrometer and temperature of 26c
Ale coming in at 1040 hydrometer and temperature of 22c
Intention with the ale is to rack it twice to decrease sediment and then barrel in top tap keg
Wine will be bottled in under two weeks
Amazing new hobby,hope it works out ok.
Feel free to give advice or recipes if you mash your own but I am a newbie just tampering with kits at the mo but eager to learn and absorb
If its not you bag then I will update anyway of my progress to date
Plan on brewing lagers for the world cup but prefer European or Pilsner with strength.
Under no illusion as to the difficulties in getting it A1 as opposed to ale or wine.
Different bag of fish but my poison of choice.
Hope it works out well and with no runny arseholes !
Adios and thank you so much Mr Pulis
Your so much better than Mr Coppall was.
That is all.
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