I hate students, espeically those from down south who wear t-shirts with spongebob or any other "cool" of "cartooney" picture on them, and who drink red bull and vodka instead of lager.
I hate people who think they are cool and mature because they like stuff that is considered uncool and hate stuff that is mainstream and popular.
I hate how this forum has 10 posts a page and not 25, it's a nightmare to read long threads.
I hate Hugh Dennis on Mock the Week.
I hate young lads who go to the gym and talk loudly in the sauna or steam room about their latest conquest or what they are doing tonight.
I hate people at the gym who breath heavily in the sauna or steam room and pour water over themselves, it's not that fucking hot you wimp.
I hate people who look at you in the gym with the look that says "you fat bastard, so glad i have my body" THATS WHY IM AT THE FUCKING GYM.
I hate gyms.
I hate people who put on their facebook status "OMG, never drinking again, sooooooo hungover" EVERY FUCKING WEEK!
I hate people who randomly come upto you on a night out and take loads of pictures and then tag you on facebook as soon as they get in, WHY DO I WANT PEOPLE SEEING ME HOLDING A BOTTLE AND SMILING 50 TIMES!!!!!!
I hate Cockneys.
I hate Scousers.
I hate a real strong Manc accent.
I hate Britan's celebrity culture. I can understand wanting to know what Beckham is up to or wears or Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie because they are talented people but Jordan and Kerry Katona? Why? The only difference between your life and theirs is that they are getting paid for you to look at their pathetic lives.
I hate Bus drivers.
I hate dicks who think they're hard because they are with their mates but you plonk them in Iraq or Afganistan and they will shit their pants and cry for mummy.
I hate people who commit animal cruelty.
I hate kids who hang around on street corners causing havoc and claim there is nothing to do. Get a paperround, save up, get a PS3, have Fifa or PES comps, get a cricket bat and some wickets and play cricket on a car park, get a game of 5 a-side going, look at the internet. Kids in the early 1900's had a wheel and a stick to play with and they didn't go round being little shits, you cause havoc because you think it's cool and hard.
I hate people who slag off forums OF THE SAME TEAM, ffs you support the same club!
I hate GMTV, the women are fit but what a shit horrible show. Weather comes on every 15 mins, then there is the same news report every 15 mins which is based on a report or survey that means fuck all like "60% of Brits taking a holiday this summer will not use suncream over factor 25, doctors have warned that putting on not enough suncream could harm your skin" really? then Doctor fucking Hilary comes on and tells us stuff we already know, then there is a competition to win £25k with "Cheggers" with the question "What country do we live in? A England, B Mars or C Pencil.
I hate Martin Tyler when he says "and it's LIVEEEEEEEEE"
I hate Martin Tyler.
I hate John Motson.
I hate most football pundits such as Mark Bright and Craig Burley who dare to criticise a bad ball by Robinho or a trick that didn't come off from Arshavin. Do they know what kind of players they were when they were playing? Talk about the cheek of it.
I hate Jamie Redknapp, Andy Gray and Richard Keys, they should be replaced by Graeme Souness, Rudd Gulitt and Glenn Hoddle, all talk sense.
I hate City fans who claim Manchester is blue and go on and on and on and on and on and on about it when they live in Macclesfield and was born in Bury.
I hate alot of things really, especially saying it on a Friday night.
