The "I hate" thread

i hate the ting tings
crap radio
people who can't cook
lazy people
dole dossers.
the scum
the scum's 'fanbase'
i hate the french
and the germans
i hate ronaldo
and nani
lady gaga
big brother
having no money
people who put their hands in their pants, walking down the street

:)
 
johnmc said:
People who in "pun" threads feel the need to try and get every pun possible into their post.

It should be one pun per post
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Or they should be punished for their punditry.
 
jimharri said:
emilymcfc said:
*deep breath* here goes....

I hate....

* Manchester U****d, goes without saying but anything to do with the club makes me nauseous- Baconface, Neville brothers, the hoardes of tourist fans there...grrrr....
* Glory fans- don't claim you 'support' a team just because you buy the shirt and watch them all the time on Sky Sports, it doesn't count, get your arse to the ground week in week out and learn what loyalty really means
* Coffee
* Buses, they near enough always smell of piss
* Wannabe WAGs
* Guys who think it's perfectly okay to flirt with you despite having a boyfriend
* Pretentious snobs- sorry but my nan (R.I.P.) taught me that nobody is above or below you in this world so get a grip
* The youth of today who lack ambition...waste of lives
* Scousers or anything to do with Liverpool, only time I go down that end of the M62 is to watch City away
* The job centres of England- tarnish you with the same brush as 'dole scum' who only go there to claim cash to pay for their addictions...sorry but some of us have ambition and actually WANT a job
* Illegal immigrants...sorry but don't get me started with that one...
* Girls who think they like football but just sit there, pout and say 'ooooh isn't that guy Beckham fit'...you give us ladies who actually watch the game a BAD name so just stop it
* People who drive in the middle lane on motorways
* Drizzle
* Terrorism- don't force your radical opinions on everybody by killing people, heartless, gutless bas**rds
* Big Brother- in fact, any reality television
* Ex boyfriends who still pester you, f**k off, you had your chance and blew it so leave me to get on with my life
* Jordan and Kerry Katona- vacuous s**gs
* Finishing university during the recession
* Summers without football or a football tournament (to watch the international teams)
* The England national football team- bunch of over-paid, under-achieving egos on tour
* Traffic jams

Hmmm....I'm a loving kinda girl normally but I bet there's more stuff I hate than that too, wow
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Er, what about journalists?
*hides in bushes*
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nahhhhhhhhhhh...especially if they actually have good taste in football teams...=)
 
This was my very first post on BM on a similar thread, so I thought I'd bung it in here 'cos I couldn't be arsed writing another one....

...Right, You DID ask..
First I'll endorse a few already mentioned...
Wogan and Eamon Holmes, Smug bastards with fuck all to be smug about...Except great wodges of cash..Holmes used to live near me in Sharston...If I knew then what I know now...you got off lightly there you fat-faced twat...
Vernon Kay, A modern day Ted Rodgers with half the charisma..take that you lanky streak of grinning piss...
Kerry Katona, should be selling a different type of "prawn ring"...incidently, Is there a branch of Iceland in Wilmslow?
Jordan, Ditto...If all it takes to be famous and royally wedged is a massive pair of tits, then how come I dont take tea with the Pope on a regular basis?...
Jamie Oliver, THERE IS NO GOD!...if there was then he would have fell off his scooter and rolled under a bus head first yonks ago...I'd love to see the out-takes from his programme where he slides down his bannister, falls off, and smacks his face on every one of the last fifteen stairs with the camera crew laughing their bollocks off...the slobbering mockney twat...
and his missus...pinch-faced woman...
Fern Britten, Another smug bastard. Got where she was because she knew which end of a pen the ink came out of...I thought she looked better before she had her pie pocket sewn up, but thats just me...
Bono, Grade A **** of the highest order....no explaination needed...
Jonny Rotten, ditto. Always thought he was a **** and now he's proved me right....Flogging butter?....isn't that what milk men used to do?...Right on Jonny!...."I am an antichrist, I like english butter on me morning slice"...fuck you, you talentless prick..
Steve Irwin, Now I know this may be an unpopular choice but fuck it...Be honest with me, we only watched his progs hoping to see him get whacked, which lets face it, was on the cards sooner or later. If you could ask all the snakes and lizards he'd bothered over the years what they thought of his demise, their answer would come as no surprise...trust me on that one!
Amy (one tune) Winehouse, Be honest, she is more famous for being a fucked up drug head than any talent she may have. However, thats not the reason I cant stand her...Its because she reminds me of a satanic candy floss who looks like she stinks of piss..I want to throw up every time I see her...someone should tell her to stop putting magic maker on her face like a pissed up five year old...its not a good look.

I think I'll stop for now, I need to put my fingers in a bowl of ice and take a Valium...There are many, many more....
 
Going for a lovely, satisfying, loud belch, but ending up with a little bit of sick in the back of your mouth. Ruins the whole experience.
 
And when you spend 10 minutes making Madonna wank-worthy again and the bloody thread dissapears.

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Ah well.

She has Kate Beckinsales arms now.
 
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