The 'I've...more times then you've been old trafford' game

[mancity89]

I was in the pub the other day with a few lads from our football team watching football. And as usual with a few united fans (I use the term loosely) who've never visited old Trafford but they're the biggest united fans ever. So in an attempt to wind them up me and my mate who's a rangers fan came up with a game where as you've got to mention something rare you've done at least once and add it to the sentence:

I've .......... more times then you've been old Trafford.

I'll start. 'I've been on a night out in Glasgow and woke up in Birmingham more times then you've been old trafford'

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I was in the pub the other day with a few lads from our football team watching football. And as usual with a few united fans (I use the term loosely) who've never visited old Trafford but they're the biggest united fans ever. So in an attempt to wind them up me and my mate who's a rangers fan came up with a game where as you've got to mention something rare you've done at least once and add it to the sentence:

I've .......... more times then you've been old Trafford.

I'll start. 'I've been on a night out in Glasgow and woke up in Birmingham more times then you've been old trafford'

i`ve kicked your wifes back door in more times than you`ve been to old scaffold. oh sorry you said a rare one , my bad

 

[goat boy]

"I've been to old Trafford more times than you've been to old trafford"

Remarkably common that one...

 

[BlueTony]

Ive been on a works night out and copped off (once) more times than you have been to Sold trafford.

I got marriied after that (not her) and I don't do that any more.

 

[BWTAC]

I've murdered more tramps than you've been to Old Trafford.

 

[Pigeonho]

I regularly say this to my rag **** mate, 'i've been to Old Trafford more than you, and United weren't even playing'. Pisses him right off. (For the record it was THAT England match, the Greece one).

 

[BimboBob]

I've shagged more page three girls than you've been to Old Trafford.

 

[Carstairs]

"I've wee-ed on Jo Brand's tits more times than you've been to Old Trafford."

 

[Pigeonho]

My first answer was really boring wasn't it?
Ok then, well i've flicked jizz at my next door neighbours wife, Miggs style, than you've been to Old Trafford.

'I cut my wrists, look at the blooood!'

 

[Swales lives]

I've shat in a watermelon and put it in German tourists fridge more times than you've benn to old Trafford.