The last text message you received.

[BWTAC]

I'm no grass, but Feed The Goat has just text to say he's coming round to yours to do you in, do what i do, shut the curtains and pretend you are out. Good luck and let us know how you get on. Glenn xxxxxx

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Movistar...you have less than €3.00 credit left

 

[Citizen52]

DOMINOS - Whitefield Jubilee Special £10 off when spending £25 online etc.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Brick his windows, he's at home. I just text him to tell him, make out hes not at home as your on the way. Hes shitting it, make sure you slap him like he's sleeping on a train for me. The shitbag.

Love glen xx

 

[gazhinio]

Golden flax and honey bread??? Good???

Sent the token Polish lad to Asda for a Super toasty Warbys and hes just sent me this back??
God knows what he'll bring back?

 

[beano46]

Did you sort that stuff out Beano mate?

 

[slicky202]

stop txtin me you creepy cnut! i dont know u!!!!!

 

[Drewmanc]

Droommmy hittin the field wi cadete mullz u cumin on?

 

[peoffrey]

It's long. It's from my camp, middle class, Jewish friend and he's talking about himself when he's performing on stage with his band.

 

[given_is_ironman]

Yay!! :)