The last text message you received.

[Ste1969]

As the title suggests, what was the last text you had.


Mine was..can u get some pasta and mince on your way home from work xx

lazy woman could have got it herself ^^^


spag bol was nice though.

 

[Kevblue]

Ok

 

[meldrew]

Don't say owt

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

SWP's back is a fucking ****, id rip the rag **** a new one if i ever met him.

From glen quagmire.

 

[Anonymous]

My mate Jay:

"I love the amount of sex I'm getting with all the women at work....
It's one of the main reasons I became an undertaker in the first place."

 

[whothefisAlice]

Quagmires coming with mate!

 

[another generation]

That it was bad timing again. They were heading to Sweden tomorrow lunchtime for a family do. But that Oslo will be full of old boys, including John Barnes at Sara's Telt, launching Liverpool's new kit.

Beat that for randomness! (Then again, Jay's mate, the undertaker...)

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Cool man 9 after your start is a fucking joke!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Goater's Nipple]

'No he scored the second in injury time'

 

[glen quagmire]

I shall be at penwenmaer at midnight, will you be out tonight?