The latest Mario story

[Prestwich_Blue]

Apparently when he moved into his new house his mum asked the cleaner what she needed. So she made a list of essential stuff (iron, Hoover, etc) and sent MM and his mates off to John Lewis at Cheadle.

They come back a while later with a John Lewis van behind them. They've got nothing on the list but have got 2 Vespa scooters, a Scalextric and a giant trampoline.

Mamma Balotelli is not happy!

 

[Bluezxc]

Apparently when he moved into his new house his mum asked the cleaner what she needed. So she made a list of essential stuff (iron, Hoover, etc) and sent MM and his mates off to John Lewis at Cheadle.

They come back a while later with a John Lewis van behind them. They've got nothing on the list but have got 2 Vespa scooters, a Scalextric and a giant trampoline.

Mamma Balotelli is not happy!

I'd love one of those "Why Always Me" T Shirts. I have found this one though.......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/140626028...X:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649#ht_1693wt_1185

 

[Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A.]

Apparently when he moved into his new house his mum asked the cleaner what she needed. So she made a list of essential stuff (iron, Hoover, etc) and sent MM and his mates off to John Lewis at Cheadle.

They come back a while later with a John Lewis van behind them. They've got nothing on the list but have got 2 Vespa scooters, a Scalextric and a giant trampoline.

Mamma Balotelli is not happy!

would have been a great "story" if it was true ...... the stuff of legends & myths ........... but unfortunately John Lewis don't sell Vespa scooters.

Bravo PB ..... 10 / 10 for effort

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Apparently when he moved into his new house his mum asked the cleaner what she needed. So she made a list of essential stuff (iron, Hoover, etc) and sent MM and his mates off to John Lewis at Cheadle.

They come back a while later with a John Lewis van behind them. They've got nothing on the list but have got 2 Vespa scooters, a Scalextric and a giant trampoline.

Mamma Balotelli is not happy!

I'd love one of those "Why Always Me" T Shirts. I have found this one though.......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/140626028...X:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649#ht_1693wt_1185

i like

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Apparently when he moved into his new house his mum asked the cleaner what she needed. So she made a list of essential stuff (iron, Hoover, etc) and sent MM and his mates off to John Lewis at Cheadle.

They come back a while later with a John Lewis van behind them. They've got nothing on the list but have got 2 Vespa scooters, a Scalextric and a giant trampoline.

Mamma Balotelli is not happy!

would have been a great "story" if it was true ...... the stuff of legends & myths ........... but unfortunately John Lewis don't sell Vespa scooters.

Bravo PB ..... 10 / 10 for effort

Only repeating what I've heard. He might not have bought the scooters from John Lewis.

 

[MATCITY]

Apparently when he moved into his new house his mum asked the cleaner what she needed. So she made a list of essential stuff (iron, Hoover, etc) and sent MM and his mates off to John Lewis at Cheadle.

They come back a while later with a John Lewis van behind them. They've got nothing on the list but have got 2 Vespa scooters, a Scalextric and a giant trampoline.

Mamma Balotelli is not happy!

would have been a great "story" if it was true ...... the stuff of legends & myths ........... but unfortunately John Lewis don't sell Vespa scooters.

Bravo PB ..... 10 / 10 for effort

Only repeating what I've heard. He might not have bought the scooters from John Lewis.

http://www.johnlewis.com/230591893/Product.aspx?

 

[Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A.]

Apparently when he moved into his new house his mum asked the cleaner what she needed. So she made a list of essential stuff (iron, Hoover, etc) and sent MM and his mates off to John Lewis at Cheadle.

They come back a while later with a John Lewis van behind them. They've got nothing on the list but have got 2 Vespa scooters, a Scalextric and a giant trampoline.

Mamma Balotelli is not happy!

would have been a great "story" if it was true ...... the stuff of legends & myths ........... but unfortunately John Lewis don't sell Vespa scooters.

Bravo PB ..... 10 / 10 for effort

Only repeating what I've heard. He might not have bought the scooters from John Lewis.

ha ha .... sorry mate .....I thought you were starting a "Mario legend" trend like the "high fives in a Bentley" ..... I am too use to giggity and his parodies.

 

[mancboy123]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WHY-ALWAYS-ME-T-SHIRT-Mario-Balotelli-Manchester-City-MCFC-Sizes-S-XXXL-/250917106652?pt=UK_Men_s_T_Shirts&var=&hash=item8011d0b7fc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WHY-ALWAYS-ME ... 8011d0b7fc</a>

 

[daveduke67]

Apparently when he moved into his new house his mum asked the cleaner what she needed. So she made a list of essential stuff (iron, Hoover, etc) and sent MM and his mates off to John Lewis at Cheadle.

They come back a while later with a John Lewis van behind them. They've got nothing on the list but have got 2 Vespa scooters, a Scalextric and a giant trampoline.

Mamma Balotelli is not happy!

How bizzarre - was looking for something posted a whila ago and spotted one of your older posts that also mentions a van


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Prestwich_Blue Post subject: Re: Mancini - I will deliver trophiesPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:21 pm



Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:06 pm
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Location: Wherever I lay my hat that's my home I hope I'm wrong but I suspect the only way Mancini will get to deliver trophies is if he becomes the van driver at the FA.

rest of that thread - <a class="postlink-local" href="http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=175917" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=1&t=175917</a>

 

[supercalyfradulistic]

this is 100% true his cleaner is my mates mum!