The most sensible Robbie Story yet

[flook]

Well its as true as most of the others no doubt

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[mcfcmatt]

But after the postal strike delayed the arrival of a new batch of the Brazilian's drugs the effect suddenly wore off as he was sitting in his Lamborghini outside the Trafford Centre last Monday.

A police spokesman said: "We found a 25 year-old Brazilian man huddled inside his car, screaming constantly. There was terror in his eyes and he kept saying that all he could see was the colour grey and that the buildings wanted to kill him."

lol

 

[masterwig]

Sylvinho believes he's in Narnia, Zabaleta thinks he's a giant swan and thanks to a kind of Eskimo tea made from Bison droppings we've convinced Caicedo that he's the Emperor of Legoland."

Brilliant!

 

[mancity89]

Sylvinho believes he's in Narnia, Zabaleta thinks he's a giant swan and thanks to a kind of Eskimo tea made from Bison droppings we've convinced Caicedo that he's the Emperor of Legoland."

Brilliant!

The caicedo bit nearly made me spit out my brew at work haha

 

[pattym]

haha that's funny as!

 

[Biginoil]

Impossible!

I'm the Emperor of Legoland.