The National Trust

[johnny on the spot]

I've been a member for years, though this time I've hardly been to any NT places as gawping round the same posh dead cunts' houses gets a bit stale after a few visits, and Victorian gardens aren't really my cup of tea (which is usually mega dear in their cafes).

 

[stony]

Every time I visit a stately home or castle that is privately owned, you can guarantee there will be a couple of pensioners trying to blag their way in for free by flashing their national trust cards. Then they always kick off when its explained to them that the national trust don't own it.