The New Bloke At Work - Just Quit (P6)

[Barcon]

if everyone you work with is an issue and they stop wanting to work with you then the only constant is you

maybe you're the **** ;-)

Everybody knows that all builders are cunts mate ; )

 

[bluegirl74]

the first time my missus called me a **** I knew she was the one, 21yrs happily married since ;-)

I used to call the other half a FOC, mainly because he was...

 

[hilts]

What are his musical affiliations?

I see what you're getting at, he's probably a lovely bloke, but made the mistake of not checking the cubicle when confiding to a colleague that he's hiding in the bogs to avoid that nutter talking about the talentless twat that is Morrissey.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

.....been here 5 weeks now and alienated everyone.
When I've started jobs you keep your head down, get to know colleagues before talking politics and religion and try and blend in.

Not this twat.
Opinionated from the first lunch break. Never shuts up. A Trumpster and covid denying prick (I made an error in asking him if he'd had a covid jab and he replied "what's covid..."

I can't eat a meal at work anywhere near him since he discovered I am a veggie.
"Hey there's meat in the veggie stir fry they made a mistake labelling it"
"It would be so funny if the cook made a mistake and they are real sausages"

His latest was "how much would I have to pay you to eat this piece of beef, $1,000?"
I replied "put the money on the table and let's see what happens". Shut the fucker up and I'd have eaten it just to see his face.

He rubs everyone up the wrong way. I don't have an issue in what he is saying (work wise) but his delivery gets everyone's back up. He usually starts every sentence when talking with me with "I think i just pissed (insert a different name for each conversation) off...."

Four of us planned a night out straight from work (we finished at 11.30pm on a Friday / Saturday and he finishes at midnight. We were going without him in one car and he saw one male pull up in the company car and a female colleague get in it. Me and the other lad had to walk for a few mins away from where they were so he couldn't see us get in the car too.
The next day he's telling me he thinks the couple are a love item as he saw them drive off together.
And 2 weeks ago I was off site and he asked me.to get him a McDonalds. I give it him and he says he doesn't have cash but will buy the first pint when we go out for a drink...... so ive lost my money as that wont happen. What a prick.

Twas a riveting read MES up until you disclosing that you a veggie and therefore shouldn't be allowed opinions.......... ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

is this lyrics to a new morrissey song?

It's another real toe-tapper.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

My Bluemate Steve met a girl on Tinder a few years ago. She was taken very ill after they’d been dating for just a short time. He nursed her through her recovery even though he didn’t know her that well, even looking after her daughter as well.

Anyway, when she was getting better she told Steve she would like a “Macdonald’s meal”. So he got in his car, drove a couple of miles and got the said meal, burger, chips and a drink. He took the food back to her house where she was still in bed, he handed the nosebag over, she took a bite out of one of the chips then threw the food and drink at Steve’s head.

She said “the chips are cold you stupid ****”. The end for them two but he’s now happily married to a very feisty girl he again met on Tinder, she keeps him in his place but doesn’t call him a ****.

I like the sound of her........... :-)

 

[JASR]

He's into basketball. I've mentioned a few times I have no knowledge / interest and yet he still insisted I watched some YouTube clip that lasted 5 mins of some basketball game. A colleague realised I needed help and called me saying i was needed elsewhere to fix something so was able to escape

I’m sure you can have a few saved YouTube moments of city on speed dial on your phone… ready for the next time he tries it…
you can counter anything he says, by saying something like ‘I have something far more interesting and exciting than that, just watch this video of the last game of the 2011/2012 season, it was amazing, you wouldn’t believe all that happened, but you need to watch all 95 minutes of it, right now. I’ll just get us a beer, you find a comfy seat , sit back, shut up (subtle hint), and enjoy the biggest sporting moment of football ever’.

andif he stops watching after x seconds/minutes, then repeat the above, saying you still have another 95-X minutes left, at any opportunity when you want to shut him down/up.

 

[Blue Mist]

I've had a few beers, over here it's Friday night and it's what we do. Can I get back to you when I've got 2 days to live ?


Just askin'

 

[A57 the snake]

Be carful MES he might the son and heir

 

[Nellies left peg]

Have you happened to mention you were on Egg Heads back in liddle ol' Blighty. If not, I think you should.

That will soon get him off your back