The New Pope

bluevengence said:
The Flash said:
BluePurgatory said:
Haha, No need to get paranoid NF its just that I had a inkling. Anyway its been nice chatting to all you godless. I am off to the hidden gem now for the rosary. I will light a candle and pray for you all :o)

They won't be answered.

Bye.

They never are...you would have thought they had of realised by now

I've come to the conclusion over the years that my lucky underpants have a significantly higher success rate than praying to god. Yet somewhat bizarrely nobody worships my smelly old grunds.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
without a dream said:
BluePurgatory said:
There some one here who find your comment regarding God offensive and I am surprise the Mods have not took you to task on this as I am sure you would not have had the balls to make a similar comment about another religion.

What other religion? The Abrahamic religions share the same God. If you get upset at people taking the piss out of your religion are you not meant to turn the other cheek?
Is that before or after you burn them?

Just before I think. It wouldn't be very Christian to watch someone burn.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
You don't have to be a cardinal to be Pope. Just a single, Catholic male. As they want someone to appeal to young people, how about Pope Mario I?

You'd fink dem cafflicks wouldn't want no more kiddie-scandals.
 
The Flash said:
pominoz said:
What are the odds on George (the fucking idiot) Pell, getting the gig?

You can check the BetPope website for the very latest in-conclave odds.
Next Pope to be from Haiti - 50/1;

'Av a baaang on vaaaat!
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
You don't have to be a cardinal to be Pope. Just a single, Catholic male. As they want someone to appeal to young people, how about Pope Mario I?
Great idea. And just think of all the bollocks that would save. He could set off his own white smoke, thousands of brainwashed folk staring at his bathroom window waiting for the sign
 

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