- You laugh at City when they appointed Hughes as manager forgetting that arguably your greatest manager was a blue and also played for red scouse before
- You take pride in City going 33 years without a trophy but forget YOU went 37 years without one
- You have 2 former City players as statues outside the swamp
- You have a stadium simply named after a cricket ground
- You have fans who when they lost the Champions League said that it didn't matter as they're still champions of the world, like it matters, then not being able to name who won it the year before
- You have fans who love United so much, that in protest of the takeover, stopped supporting them and made their own (uber yawn)
- You can never complain about the amount of money spent on Lescott when you've spent around £15m-£17m each on each of Anderson, Nani, Hargreaves, Tosic and Valencia
- You're simply a feeder club to Madrid
- You sing that you hate scousers but wank each other off each time the neanderthal has the ball
- You sing about winning the European Cup "3 times without killing anyone" as a jab at Liverpool but take pride in the banner you sported of Istanbul Reds towards the Leeds fans killed
- You're a member of a fanbase who even Keane said he didn't think United fans could "spell 'football', never mind understand it".
- Your club is so identified with "Red Devils" that you probably don't even know you stole the name from Salford Reds