The official Bluemoon Dodges thread.

[Blue Mist]

noticed that how rude haha

I thought that seeing as how I was in trouble I would grass him up as well !!

But my location is staying.

Fucking snitch!

And it should have BlueBareBoobs!

Amended to reflect the correct user name, thank you.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Take extra care when filling your van up with petrol, especially if it's a diesel. Try not to drive said van any more than eight miles and use any fuel left in the tanks for chainsaws, strimmers, lawnmowers etc. Speeding to get to said destination is also a no no.
This thread should be renamed....Dick heads Top Tips.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Arm yourself with all the charm and wit that I possess and you'll be able to blag yourself into most restaurants and nightclubs and maybe, at a push, the mods Christmas Party.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

If you are a cyclist, just completely ignore red traffic lights, ride through them as if they are not there,.......you will get to your destination thirty seconds earlier.....

 

[dazdon]

Arm yourself with all the charm and wit that I possess and you'll be able to blag yourself into most restaurants and nightclubs and maybe, at a push, the mods Christmas Party.

FUCK THAT!!!