*The Official, Give Ade A Better Song Thread!*

[citymad]

You have to be daft not to agree the darts tune is easily the best one. Please can we get this going, trust me it'll sound great.

 

[Blue_Blue]

To yellow submarine

Whos that man we all adore
Plays in blue, hes six foot four
Give him the ball and he will score
And then he'll finally know for sure..

We all love emmanuel adebayor, emmanuel adebayor, emmanuel adebayor
We all love emmanuel adebayor, emmanuel adebayor, emmanuel adebayor

i like

 

[Maly]

Another to yellow submarine

In the land, where I was born,
Lived a maaaan, who liked to score.
With his left, or with his right,
Any time, day or night.

We're gonna score with Adebayor, Adebayor, Adebayor,
We're gonna score with Adebayor, Adebayor, Adebayor.
He scores all day, he scores al night,
Makes your centre back, look like shite.

We're gonna score with Adebayor..........

etc.

 

[kennycar]

it's all too complicated. I'm sticking with: to the tune of the pompey chimes

EE-MAN-YOO-EL
AA-DE-BAH-YOR

nice and simple.

 

[City_Gentleman]

Ad-e-ba-yor
We're gonna love ya more and more
Each and every time ya score
Ad-e-ba-yor

AD-E-BA-YOR
We're gonna love ya more and more
Each and every time ya score
Ad-e-ba-yor

AD-E-BA-YOR...

...ad infinitum

 

[Mike78]

I am not very good at this so please be kind, but here goes: This one is catchy and simple, just change the last part to Ade-ba-your?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WTEWX00dL8[/youtube]

 

[ono]

Time to change it from:

"He's Hung like An Elephant,
And his wife's Abit Soreee"
Give him a better song....

Apparently the Rags sing this about him aswell. Either this or his Dad washes Elephants. Either way it's still stereotyping and shit.

 

[podgy_rodge]

Adebayor..adebayor
cost less than Berbatov
and will score a lot more..

this is pretty good lyk the tune of the adebayor song but not the current words so this could work

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

Has the song been settled yet!

Theres only a week to go and I want to practice singing it in the shower!

Dont want to be singing about his "cock" in the shower mind my missus wouldnt approve!

She might sing it in the shower though come to think about it!

 

[True_Blue69]

Just posted this on the "moan" thread - feedback required....

"Naa Naa Naaaa E-man-uel Ad-eba-yooor" repeat To the tune of the chant at the end of LSF by Kasabian.

I've been to a few festivals where crowds chant the tune repeatedly and it always sounds quality.

Clubfoot would be better, oooh na na na na na na naaaahhh Emanuel A-D-E-Bayor