the official I;m off tomorrow and not going to bed thread

I'm not off but I'm working 13.30 to 22.00 so loads more drinking time left.
 
mr t said:
I'm not off but I'm working 13.30 to 22.00 so loads more drinking time left.
just come home from a night out.went on a football do last night and got smashed.anyway came home tonight in a reasonable state and have 2 cans ready to open,but the wifes still up.

do I,,1,, grab a can and risk an argument

2,,wait for her to go to bed and risk the previous beer loosing its impact thus making my last 2 worth jack shit in the topping up side of things if she stays up for an age

or 3,, sneak outside with a can while pretending I can hear somthing,and make out I want to check everything is ok,however although this one seems the better opsion,she may sus it as having to down 2 cans would require the same excuse being used more than once.

please help as the beer is now wearing off..cheers
 
i8therags said:
mr t said:
I'm not off but I'm working 13.30 to 22.00 so loads more drinking time left.
just come home from a night out.went on a football do last night and got smashed.anyway came home tonight in a reasonable state and have 2 cans ready to open,but the wifes still up.

do I,,1,, grab a can and risk an argument

2,,wait for her to go to bed and risk the previous beer loosing its impact thus making my last 2 worth jack shit in the topping up side of things if she stays up for an age

or 3,, sneak outside with a can while pretending I can hear somthing,and make out I want to check everything is ok,however although this one seems the better opsion,she may sus it as having to down 2 cans would require the same excuse being used more than once.

please help as the beer is now wearing off..cheers
Just get divorced - then you drink as much as you like on a Sunday night.

Or say you're dying for a shit and neck them both whilst sat on the bog claiming it's a never ending crap but you don't know why.
 
eshiers1 said:
as a lazy student i am off every day during the summer!!!
and as a jealous miserable twat who unfortunately has to go to work every day during the summer I hope it rains in Newcastle!!!!!!!!

Oh and I also hope that Joey Barton dosen't get a move back to the premiership cos the obnoxious twat dosen't deserve it.
 

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