"The Pill"

You might not even know next week mate. Missing taking it messed with my mrs' cycle so it was blow job week one month, but then nothing other months. Maybe it depends on the type of pill though. I was shitting myself regularly. No bambino though, maybe I'm a jaffa. Good luck!
 
svennis pennis said:
lee-mcfc said:
svennis pennis said:
i need to come on pointing and swearing as well. threaten to kill the other guy, then move the chair and refer to jeremy as "mate" throughout. I'll wear my City shirt as well just so the foamers on here can have something to talk about.
you need to wear trackies with rockports on socks tucked in

and if jezza says "well well well" headbutt him

and exit the stage through the left door to be calmed by one of his team, and her through the right.

Don't forget to sling the DNA results at him.
 
whitt said:
You might not even know next week mate. Missing taking it messed with my mrs' cycle so it was blow job week one month, but then nothing other months. Maybe it depends on the type of pill though. I was shitting myself regularly. No bambino though, maybe I'm a jaffa. Good luck!

Ha, thanks mate, going to be a waiting game this one. Its not at the forefront of my mind but its a worry none the less.
 
"The Pill"

I used the pill for about 6 years and even though I may have forgot it on the odd day or two in the month I never got caught.
It was when i got sick of putting chemicals in my body and tried other methods that trouble started.
Without going into my gynaecological problems (some on here may not have had their supper) I'd say the pill, taken by someone in their 20's, is probably the most effective and less damaging contraception there is.
 
my now ex girlfriend was on it....... and she is due in december so there u go mate!!!!
 
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You'll be fine mate, unless your very very unlucky!
 
Biggsy1 said:
How do I calculate when I am ovulating?

The timing of ovulation is complex and can take some studying of your body and your cycles to figure out. By using a combination of methods such as studying cervical fluid, taking your body temperature, and tracking your periods, you can calculate your time of ovulation. The American Pregnancy Association encourages women to learn about the fertility awareness method of tracking cycles and then combine that with ovulation predictor kits to best understand when you are ovulating. The Association estimates that this is anywhere between 11-21 days since the last menstrual period (LMP), or 12-16 days from when you expect the next menstrual period to start. Order Fertility Kit or Monitor


You'll be fine mate, unless your very very unlucky!

I never realized that you were Female.
 
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mackenzie said:
I used the pill for about 6 years and even though I may have forgot it on the odd day or two in the month I never got caught.
It was when i got sick of putting chemicals in my body and tried other methods that trouble started.
Without going into my gynaecological problems (some on here may not have had their supper) I'd say the pill, taken by someone in their 20's, is probably the most effective and less damaging contraception there is.

You still can't beat masturbation, nowhere near as messy and you can shag who you want.
 

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