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Anybody got an idea of what you might get for this 'experience'. Did read that someone suggested lapdancers, but is it a five course meal before, during and after? Alcohol with intravenous injection? An additional goal added to the home sides tally, or is it stuff you wouldn't want, like stopping in one of those hotels with swimming pool, gym, sauna, massage and the like which you wouldn't take up. Surely to Cooke it's not just a free programme?
 
You will have the opportunity to spend an extra hour at CoMS with your free parking space rather than walking 10 minutes away from the ground and getting home an hour quicker! Would prefer the lapdancers TBH.
 
Helicopter pck up from home.

VIP entrance.

Premier Cru champagne reception and buffet. Luxury Shere Kahn restaurant with personal service and massage option.

Reclining seats with foot massage option.

Your half time observations delivered directly to Mancini.

After match bingo

pie

Limousine home.
 
mammutly said:
Helicopter pck up from home.

VIP entrance.

Premier Cru champagne reception and buffet. Luxury Shere Kahn restaurant with personal service and massage option.

Reclining seats with foot massage option.

Your half time observations delivered directly to Mancini.

After match bingo

pie

Limousine home.

for £550 i'd expect more than that...pathetic

:P

no happy ending anywhere in there??!!
 

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