The RAGS, bare neccessities

[blueshortshorts]

Had this relentlesslysent to me by text and facebook over the past 24 hours..anyone else had it?..

To the jungle book tune of Bare Necessities:
Look for the spare Man City seats, those empty blue Man City seats, and still you think you might expand your ground, i mean those spare Man City seats, and under-budget gate receipts, that come from flogging seats for just a pound!

My response...

To the tune of Jungle books "I wanna be like you" ...Oooh OOh OO, I wanna be a bluue oo oo , I wanna walk ,like, talk like you, bluuue. You'll see it's tru-uu-ue, a Red like me e e, can learn to be huuuman tooo :)

Feel free to use it as a response!

 

[MCFC 4 EVER]

Had this relentlesslysent to me by text and facebook over the past 24 hours..anyone else had it?..

To the jungle book tune of Bare Necessities:
Look for the spare Man City seats, those empty blue Man City seats, and still you think you might expand your ground, i mean those spare Man City seats, and under-budget gate receipts, that come from flogging seats for just a pound!

My response...

To the tune of Jungle books "I wanna be like you" ...Oooh OOh OO, I wanna be a bluue oo oo , I wanna walk ,like, talk like you, bluuue. You'll see it's tru-uu-ue, a Red like me e e, can learn to be huuuman tooo :)

Feel free to use it as a response!

Has your rag friend ever heard of "glass houses" the scum didn't sell out their allocation for the semis there were loads of seats and as soon as Yaya scored they all left so he isn't one to talk really

 

[blueshortshorts]

had it sent by 3 different RAGS..they're all getting a bit giddy for some reason!

 

[citijen]

They do like their nursery songs don't they.

 

[MCFC 4 EVER]

They do like their nursery songs don't they.

Well the average rag does have the mental age of a 2 year old so it is perfectly normal to them, at their games they will probably start singing "The wheels on the bus"!

 

[mcfcliam]

They're obsessed with attendances.

They also have a hooligan obsession.

 

[citijen]

They do like their nursery songs don't they.

Well the average rag does have the mental age of a 2 year old so it is perfectly normal to them, at their games they will probably start singing "The wheels on the bus"!

you do 2 year olds an injustice

 

[MCFC 4 EVER]

They do like their nursery songs don't they.

Well the average rag does have the mental age of a 2 year old so it is perfectly normal to them, at their games they will probably start singing "The wheels on the bus"!

you do 2 year olds an injustice

Yeah, probably a bit harsh on the 2 year olds

 

[eaststand109]

Interesting. The long and short of it is the majority of rags are from south of Stoke and have never been to ot in their lives......

 

[bada bing]

Got to admit, it is quite catchy.
And don't forget, when we won the F.A. Cup it destroyed 90% of their songbook so they needed a few new ones.
I wonder where they got the inspiration from.....

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHhHNG3Gi0E" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHhHNG3Gi0E</a>

 

[Anonymous]

They sing nursery rhymes as a means of luring in young kids so they can give them a slap.

 

[Metal Biker]

Well we have to concede this one, United definitely have more part time glory hunting "fans" than we do, we just have to accept it.

 

[samharris]

I wanna be like you ooh ooh... Sams txt reply to your raggy mates..

Oh yes its true ooh ooh'
wesley dont want you ooh ooh,
dont wanna be like you-play for you...ooh ooh,

he wants to be a blue,
you lot can just go boo hoo hoo,
he wants to be with us,
ride our open top bus,

so fuck you hoo...



sams on his 4th coffee....does it notice.??

 

[Deleted member 14625]

They do like their nursery songs don't they.

So do we!

 

[berger10]

I wanna be like you ooh ooh... Sams txt reply to your raggy mates..

Oh yes its true ooh ooh'
wesley dont want you ooh ooh,
dont wanna be like you-play for you...ooh ooh,

he wants to be a blue,
you lot can just go boo hoo hoo,
he wants to be with us,
ride our open top bus,

so fuck you hoo...



sams on his 4th coffee....does it notice.??

PMSL, nice one blue. I've not received their shitty ditty as most rags were deleted from my facebook when we beat them in the semi.

Just watching SSN and the kids at the open training session are all fooking cockneys. Silly twats!

 

[citymad]

I wanna be like you ooh ooh... Sams txt reply to your raggy mates..

Oh yes its true ooh ooh'
wesley dont want you ooh ooh,
dont wanna be like you-play for you...ooh ooh,

he wants to be a blue,
you lot can just go boo hoo hoo,
he wants to be with us,
ride our open top bus,

so fuck you hoo...



sams on his 4th coffee....does it notice.??

That is quality mate, getting funnier the more it went on. Would be hilarious if we really sang that to them (if he did sign of course) they'd be just standing their in amazement with no answer.

 

[Cully]

Yeah it was on Yahoo on Friday, I replied with this....

Look for the rag­ cockney filled up seats,
Those cockney red rag filled­ up seats
There ain't no one from Manchester­ around?
I mean­­ those plastic cockney fans
and­ Taiwanese and Chinese fans,
Thats coz your plastic­ fans don't live round here....

 

[bluelady47]

They're obsessed with attendances.

They also have a hooligan obsession.

How true this is, as kids my brother and me are always blue, mum and dad were always reds, but my dad always fell back on "We always get the bigger gates" maybe they did BUT they didn't beat us so often, and our gates were constant game in game out.

 

[DannyBoy2890]

Am I the only person that quite likes it?
I find it funny, and catchy.
They're still red twats though.