He is probably a big Nige fan, has an EDL tat and a poster of Tiny Tommy on his bedroom wall, under his pillow is a crusty pair of old socks he uses to wipe up his mess after watching Nige spot dinghies live on GBeebies, his favourite channel. He longs to have a skinhead but mummy says he cant if he wants to be in the Church choir, he doesn't want to be in the choir but mummy makes him and the thought of himself wearing a frock gets him hot and bothered and very arousing. Because of his frock wearing fantasies he feels guilty and now hates anyone who is not a real man like him and Nige. He smokes but mummy doesn't know, he likes to stand in he pub like Nige and tell people his street has been invaded by people from Uzbekistan, who all have 104 kids and 23 wives and have a 24ft wide TV.
He hates this country, but says he is a patriot, he has a picture of the queen on the inside of his homework jotter, he sings Rule Britannia every night but doesn't know the words. His bedspread is a spunk stained Union Jack and he has pictures of Kate Middleton on his pillows. On his bookshelf between his copies of the Beano and Dandy is his treasured copy of Mein Kampf. Every morning he goose steps into the bathroom where mummy washes his face for him and puts his elasticated school tie around his neck.
When he gets to school, the girls ignore him, he blames them because he is a real man like Nige, but the girls think his tweed jacket looks a bit silly on a 9 year old. He lights up a fag like Nige and the girls laugh some more, he likes being laughed at, it makes him aroused, so he reads some quotes from Mein Kampf, the girls don't understand German though and giggle at him, unperturbed he invades the juniors playground. The big boys are playing football and he wants to join in but they laugh at him because he is smaller than tiny Tommy and tell him to go and play hopscotch with the girls. He hides away and slinks back to the classroom where the girls catch him having a crafty wank over a picture of Katie Hopkins. They laugh at him and he hates them, he hates them all, the hate grows and grows. On the way he sees little Winston whose dad was from Trinidad, so he tells him to go home, Winston laughs at him and says I am at home this is my house. He hates Winston, Nige would hate Winston and he does too, he says to himself Winston probably came here on a dinghy from Trinidad i wish he had drowned.