The Russians Are Coming!!

Panic ye all not....it happens frequently, nothing to see here....unless you like big silver planes with red stars on the tails.

If they were coming to bomb us we would be royally fucked.....Thanks to Dave the pork prodder.
 
I'm not too worried, we could send out our last remaining aircraft carrier to deal with him.

Oh hang on a minute....

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I wish Australia or somewhere would lease out the middle of their country where there is fuck all. Fighting countries could settle their differences there then. Army vs Army, no civillians and show it on BT Sport
 
Yep it is a regular occurrence. I've been on board many Royal Navy ships that intercepted Russian warships in the channel.

When ever we did any exercises with other ships a Russian trawler packed with electronic listening devices and surveillance equipment would follow us. We even witnessed them picking up our rubbish bags that we ditched overboard as part of their intelligence gathering.
 
Or we could send out one of our long range maritime patrol aircraft as early warning, to keep an eye on the dark Northern corridors....

Oh for Gods sake...


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Don't worry chaps! I'm painting a bleak picture here, we have a cutting edge fishing patrol vessel out of Fraserburgh we can send up to sort this out...

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