The silver fox look

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Getting a new flat cap and will grow a moustache..the uncle fester look just not working

 

[jma]

Bald head and beard is the way to go.

The style of choice for fat bastards who are kidding themselves that they are not fat as fuck and are actually some sort of viking/world's strongest man pinnacle of masculinity.

A few years back, they would have just accepted that they were bald, fat and it's a bit shit.

However, it still all falls apart when they look at themselves naked in the mirror and see a lumpy sack of shit staring back, that no beard can disguise.

 

[BimboBob]

The style of choice for fat bastards who are kidding themselves that they are not fat as fuck and are actually some sort of viking/world's strongest man pinnacle of masculinity.

A few years back, they would have just accepted that they were bald, fat and it's a bit shit.

However, it still all falls apart when they look at themselves naked in the mirror and see a lumpy sack of shit staring back, that no beard can disguise.

So what if you see that, hold your head up mate, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[jma]

So what if you see that, hold your head up mate, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

I agree. Nowt wrong with being fat or bald, if you want to be I just disagree with the 'this is what real lumberjack men look like' vibe that many fat, bald beardies try to give off.

Especially those with mad black dye smeared all over the beard.

It's the inverse of the natural order of things, where fat and bald are markers of the opposite of how they see their look/persona- falling apart

 

[TinFoilHat]

The style of choice for fat bastards who are kidding themselves that they are not fat as fuck and are actually some sort of viking/world's strongest man pinnacle of masculinity.

A few years back, they would have just accepted that they were bald, fat and it's a bit shit.

However, it still all falls apart when they look at themselves naked in the mirror and see a lumpy sack of shit staring back, that no beard can disguise.

I can't grow the beard.

:(

 

[Stelea]

THis thread gets the David Taylor seal of approval

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Probably only 30 on that picture

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

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Kaz has shagged worse.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Any of you lot lucky enough to have hair, does it actually attract the ladies ?

63 with a full head of hair and a beard - married 30 years so not sure about the ladies lol

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Wear it like a crown

 

[Bill Walker]

Any of you lot lucky enough to have hair, does it actually attract the ladies ?

What attracts the ladies is;

A) Not being a fat slob with a big beer belly, flaky skin and yellow teeth.
B) Being clean with nice clothes
C) Not being an ugly bastard
D) Not being a dick who thinks he's a witty clever George Clooney

Hair is inconsequential.