The silver fox look

[kaz7]

Kaz, stop it. You’re sounding desperate:)

Me desperate ? Dead right , lol

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I was in Tesco's yesterday buying some Ready Brek when these two women came up to me and said "Can we have your autograph Mr Clooney?"

I signed for them as I didn't want them to go away disappointed, probably made their day.

It's a curse being good looking and having a doppelganger.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I was in Tesco's yesterday buying some Ready Brek when these two women came up to me and said "Can we have your autograph Mr Rooney?"

I signed for them as I didn't want them to go away disappointed, probably made their day.

It's a curse being good looking and having a doppelganger.

 

[Blue Mist]

I was in Tesco's yesterday buying some Ready Brek when these two women came up to me and said "Can we have your autograph Mr Clooney?"

I signed for them as I didn't want them to go away disappointed, probably made their day.

It's a curse being good looking and having a doppelganger.

Get your ears tested you deaf sod.
They said 'Can you make us laugh as you're a looney'

 

[Nellies left peg]

I was in Tesco's yesterday buying some Ready Brek when these two women came up to me and said "Can we have your autograph Mr Clooney?"

I signed for them as I didn't want them to go away disappointed, probably made their day.

It's a curse being good looking and having a doppelganger.

I was flying to Majorca with the missus and some woman thought I was Nigel Havers despite having a broad accent she wouldn’t take no for an answer so I signed her boarding pass with the name Nigel Hoovers, she seemed happy

 

[splinter]

Nowt down for me..its the brian glover look with a dash of telly savalas..

 

[dickie davies]

Visiting one of my customers in Bath and the guy is a great storyteller
he asked me where I’d stayed the night before and I said “Devizes”
He then told this story “ I really like Devizes and had a good friend there called Tino who owned the Italian restaurant. He was a big strapping handsome guy and the absolute spitting image of Tom Selleck. Tino was an incredibly popular guy and everyone who saw him would wave and say “hey Tino” and let onto him
By pure coincidence, Tom Selleck married a dancer who was originally from Devizes and because of this travelled to the UK to visit his wife’s family
Tom Selleck is walking round this quaint English town and people are shouting over the road to him “hiya Tino“ and Tom Selleck is wondering what the heck is going on, until someone told him
So he booked into the restaurant to meet his double and the picture of them both together adorned the wall for years”

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

I have to fight them off.

You sure it’s not more the Lynx deodorant??

Or Brut?

 

[Barcon]

There’s no explaining what attracts one person to another, very simple

I agree. A little dim.