The Smiths & Morrissey thread

[Cellarite]

Is it still child abuse when the victim is 17?

Bwahahahaha! I only bought him one of them.

 

[metalblue]

RIP. Taken too soon.

 

[Blue Mist]

At least with a tribute thread to put him in a good mood he might not bully someone today, forcing them to quit their job tomorrow and be hungrey and homeless by the weekend.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I think I'll have a mixed kebab for my tea.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

@Cellarite I saw him at Liverpool Empire last year. I daresay he’ll tour again.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Tour tee. Apologies, it needs an iron.

 

[jimharri]

Tour tee. Apologies, it needs a can of petrol and a match putting to it.

Edited for the sake of good taste.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Edited for the sake of good taste.

Would you have bought a red one?

 

[jimharri]

Would you have bought a red one?

I probably would, actually.


To wipe my arse with after a particularly strident dose of diarrhoea.

 

[Cellarite]

@Cellarite I saw him at Liverpool Empire last year. I daresay he’ll tour again.View attachment 104296

That'd be perfect. My lad is such a big fan. City and Morrissey. I must've done something right as a Dad.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I probably would, actually.


To wipe my arse with after a particularly strident dose of diarrhoea.

Read most of your own posts? Should help.

 

[jimharri]

Read most of your own posts? Should help.

Nah; my posts are excellent. Ish.

 

[jrb]

Big mouth strikes again. ;-)

Neville, Neville, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head
Neville, Neville, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be
Bludgeoned in your bed
Bigmouth
Bigmouth
Neville strikes again

 

[jrb]

Brilliant lyrics.

Caused a big uproar from the establishment at the time.

I said Charles, don't you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil?

So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said, "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"

 

[jimharri]

Brilliant lyrics.

Caused a big uproar from the establishment at the time.

I said Charles, don't you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil?

So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said, "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"

Haven't you got some tall ugly buildings to go and look at?

 

[Blue Mist]

What a pity an excellent fred was (sub) meged into this one.
The decent fred was taking the piss out of some bald fat bloke who blagged a green card.
This is an I love you fred and so..... I'm out.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

There’s a club if you’d like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry and you want to die

Was he talking about City before we got rich?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

England Is Mine

Possibly the last time I went to the cinema. I think I’ll see the Amy Winehouse film next.

Remember leaving The Printworks thinking the girl who played Christine was great and quite fit too.

Hello Jodie Comer.

 

[urban genie]

First it was fred perry now it's the smiths why doesn't that orange ballbag and his band of septic nazis just fuck off using iconic british symbols and co-opting them, cunts

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

First it was fred perry now it's the smiths why doesn't that orange ballbag and his band of septic nazis just fuck off using iconic british symbols and co-opting them, cunts

Shocking use of a beautiful song.
They don't even bother seeking permission to use it - unless Morrissey approved it lol