Lavinda Past
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Blue Maverick said:
Now that's where I would draw the line!
Youse a brave guy B Mav, youse a brave guy.
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Now that's where I would draw the line!
Youse a brave guy B Mav, youse a brave guy.
TCIB
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toby said:It's worse for the woman to have it done and not bad for a guy
You guys are mard !!!
Rubbish, the boys stay.
Now get googling "how to make secure knots", i'll have a brew if your putting the kettle on to.
Challenger1978
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toby said:It's worse for the woman to have it done and not bad for a guy
You guys are mard !!!
Your talking BOLLOCKS man.
Lavinda Past
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toby said:It's worse for the woman to have it done and not bad for a guy
You guys are mard !!!
CORRECT!
Challenger1978
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Lavinda Past said:toby said:It's worse for the woman to have it done and not bad for a guy
You guys are mard !!!
BOLLOCKS
Dirty Harry
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Challenger1978 said:Blue Maverick said:I've had it done and had it reversed, the first time is a breeze compared to the reversal.
It can't always be reversed though can it ?
I suppose technically yes it can, but the longer the tubes are sealed the harder and less likely the reversal will be a success, mine's in it's 20th year, so I'm down to about 5% or less success rate.
mauriziogaudino
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St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:Ok fellow blues (preferably people who have had it done) however the time has come in my life where I am having to plan for it. Wife just found out she is expecting again which came as a total shock but delight to us both.
Now not wanting my bollocks to be butchered or to feel any more pain than I need to should I go private or public,general anaesthetic or local.
Fuck me I am not looking forward to this part of my life!!
Go for the general, they do one bollock at a time and the quack kept asking if I could feel what he was doing. I don't think I had enough anaesthetic in the first nut and the pain was unimaginable, I just kept saying I could still feel something when he did the next one, so he kept injecting the anaesthetic. I couldn't feel that bollock for about 3 weeks. All in all, it feels like someone washing up in your ballbag, the hospital issued jockstrap is pretty funny though.
Challenger1978
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Dirty Harry said:Challenger1978 said:Blue Maverick said:I've had it done and had it reversed, the first time is a breeze compared to the reversal.
It can't always be reversed though can it ?
I suppose technically yes it can, but the longer the tubes are sealed the harder and less likely the reversal will be a success, mine's in it's 20th year, so I'm down to about 5% or less success rate.
Are you getting it reversed ?
I wouldn't have it done because of the insensitive way I was treated at Crumpsall hospital. You have to keep giving samples afterwards to make sure all the tads have gone. When me and Mrs 2sheikhs were trying for kids, the first person they check is the bloke if she doesn't get pregnant. I was given a jar and a letter explaining that it has to be just me doing it without any assistance from any part of the wifes body.
It also stated that it should be 3-5 days worth. ( I handed 10 days worth just to make sure).
It had to be kept at body temperature prior to being handed over and they recommend putting the jar in your armpit or underpants and because I was driving there, had to put it in my undies. When I got to reception, I told the girl at the window that I had a sample to hand over and she looked at me and said "where is it then?". I whispered (because the waiting room was full) that it was in my undies. She pointed to a room and said "take it out in there". I went in the room and opened my kex, only for a nurse to barge in 5 seconds later. I took the sample back to reception and discreetly handed it over only for her to turn around to the people working behind her and shout "WHO'S DOING SEMENS TODAY?"
Everyone waiting in the reception area was sniggering like little kids. That was a one-off sample. I wouldn't keep going back week after week for the same piss taking.
It also stated that it should be 3-5 days worth. ( I handed 10 days worth just to make sure).
It had to be kept at body temperature prior to being handed over and they recommend putting the jar in your armpit or underpants and because I was driving there, had to put it in my undies. When I got to reception, I told the girl at the window that I had a sample to hand over and she looked at me and said "where is it then?". I whispered (because the waiting room was full) that it was in my undies. She pointed to a room and said "take it out in there". I went in the room and opened my kex, only for a nurse to barge in 5 seconds later. I took the sample back to reception and discreetly handed it over only for her to turn around to the people working behind her and shout "WHO'S DOING SEMENS TODAY?"
Everyone waiting in the reception area was sniggering like little kids. That was a one-off sample. I wouldn't keep going back week after week for the same piss taking.