The snooze button

[daveduke67]

The time on my ex's alarm clock was set 30 minutes early so that, when the alram went off at 7.30 it was really only 7.00. She'd then get up and set the alarm for 8.00 meaning she was getting up at 7.30.

Then she'd reset it to go off at 7.30 the next day (which was 7am)

Wasn't worth asking why she didn't just get up at the proper 7.30 instead of getting out of bed every day and buggering about changing the alarm time.

 

[mancitymick]

My girlfriend uses it 3 times on a morning. I ask her why she doesn't get up when it goes off at 6am. She says because she doesn't need to be up until 6:30. Set the alarm for 6:30 then instead of waking me up as well every 10 minutes!

Use it to your advantage, Roll her over and carry out a "Dawn Raid" on her

 

[kinkysleftfoot]

My girlfriend uses it 3 times on a morning. I ask her why she doesn't get up when it goes off at 6am. She says because she doesn't need to be up until 6:30. Set the alarm for 6:30 then instead of waking me up as well every 10 minutes!

That's just what the other half does with me..... Annoying when I can get up when I like!

 

[Innsbruckblue]

Hate it. Mrs Leipzig uses it every day and it wakes me up 3 or 4 times. She then gets out of bed while I struggle to sleep on. Just not fair!

 

[MCFC1993]

Usually get up within 5 snoozes at 5 minute intervals. There should be a test before you can press the snooze button so you can wake up.

 

[jimharri]

One of man's more useless inventions. The alarm goes off, you get up; end of story.

 

[charliebigspuds]

My girlfriend uses it 3 times on a morning. I ask her why she doesn't get up when it goes off at 6am. She says because she doesn't need to be up until 6:30. Set the alarm for 6:30 then instead of waking me up as well every 10 minutes!

Use it to your advantage, Roll her over and carry out a "Dawn Raid" on her

exactly

My girlfriend uses it 3 times on a morning. I ask her why she doesn't get up when it goes off at 6am. She says because she doesn't need to be up until 6:30. Set the alarm for 6:30 then instead of waking me up as well every 10 minutes!

That's just what the other half does with me..... Annoying when I can get up when I like!

slip her some morning glory

 

[adrianr]

My girlfriend uses it 3 times on a morning. I ask her why she doesn't get up when it goes off at 6am. She says because she doesn't need to be up until 6:30. Set the alarm for 6:30 then instead of waking me up as well every 10 minutes!

Bang, logic.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Set my alarm for 7:30 and hit snooze once, I go on my iPad to check out the news, then when the alarm goes off again, I get up.

 

[ell]

Nope spend 20 minutes or so in bed browsing the news on my phone to wake myself up then get up

 

[sergiokun]

Nope spend 20 minutes or so in bed browsing the news on my phone to wake myself up then get up

Used the snooze at least 5 times today

 

[bluekat]

My girlfriend uses it 3 times on a morning. I ask her why she doesn't get up when it goes off at 6am. She says because she doesn't need to be up until 6:30. Set the alarm for 6:30 then instead of waking me up as well every 10 minutes!

Its amazing how selfish females are when it comes to kipping. So long as they get to do it, they really dont give a flying fcuk if we do. When I was daft enough to live with one I would considerately put out clothes etc so as to not disturb in the morning. Females may as well as smash you around either side of the head with two drawers and put the wardrobe door straight into your face while blowing the hairdryer up your nostrils.

So true. I'm like a ninja in the morning creeping around so that I don't wake her up. On the odd occasion she is up before me it's as if she goes out of her way to make as much noise as possible.

Also, when you have just fallen as sleep at night and she then tries to have a conversation with you waking you right up again. She then promptly falls fast asleep and leaves you fuming unable to sleep!

 

[poyntonblue]

I usually wake up before my alarm goes off but in the event that I sleep til it's going off I switch it off and get up. The wife on the other hand is fucking hopeless at getting up.