The Text Game

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Just got back from MRI.
Its only a urinary infection.
We're out of KY,but there's Swarfega in the shed.
Buttplug could use a rinsing.
Laters sweetcheeks,Tony xxx.

 

[leiservampir]

Vart är du?
Du suger kuk, jävla skolk.

 

[Citytillidie69]

Any chance of one of them derby tickets ?

 

[poyntonblue]

U wish i won't b comin anywhere near u!

when i told my missus i'm getting a city tattoo!!

 

[Matty]

"Hi guys. If your not doing anything tonight I will be in the tip for a few beers for my birthday. Going to be in from 7:30 so we can watch utd. Hopefully see you later. Jonesy."

Suffice to say, I'm not going!

 

[bornblueegg]

Just recd this......

"I can't get on MSN baby I hurt you so bad last nite and feel terrible can't forgive myself i need you to spend a couple of days away from me in rotherham I love you so much baby and hope you will understand XXXXX"

don't know anyone in rotherham!

 

[BimboBob]

You gave me the infection you bastard.I'm demoting you behind nijinsky's fetlocks as he is clean.And drinks loads of grapefruit juice.You could learn a lot.Bring some more Swarfega as the one in the shed is out of date.All my love,Tony xxx

 

[ConnorMCFC]

my gardner says he has supported united over 35 years. asked about tevez chants he says he didnt hear it was to noisy in the pub

 

[Freestyler]

Blue 4eva fuk the red shyte we played well! x

 

[Azulsenorita1]

Hola hun, How are you? Ive pre-booked the date for Zorbing, Give you a call in the morning to see if the dates are fine with you. Fancy meeting for Lunch 2moro? x