the things kids say

[brass neck]

I know everyones got a tale or two involving kids saying either daft, random or outrageous stuff but I heard a belter the other day from my sister who attended a armistice parade.

The bands are trouping down the road at this event followed by the old boys with 50 medals on each, followed by the disabled lot in the spak chariots with blankets around them but looking rightfully proud etc..... One or two of them had eye patches on after obviously not comming off well against Fritz's machine gun at Arnham......."look dad" shouts one little lad watching them go by just as the band went quiet........."its a pirate".................class

 

[amber2345]

My nephew (7yrs at the time) was watching telly when an advert came on (the one for a finance company with a guy on a desert island, who spells out S.O.S).

Nephew 'what does S.O.S stand for?'

Me 'save our souls'

Nephew 'huh, thought arseholes was spelt with an A'

Still gives me a right chuckle now :0)

 

[PJMCC1UK]

My niece who is 5 regularly goes to the loo in the night. For years obviously someone used to take her but she no longer needs that.
Recently though she's been going in and waking her Dad to take her to the loo. Cue my sister (her mum) telling her she's a big girl now and doesn't need to wake daddy up because he's got to be up early in the morning.

Next night around 2 am she goes to the loo. Pops into their room wakes daddy up and tells him it's ok he doesn't need to take her to the toilet because she's a big girl and can go on her own.

And the other day when I was in the kitchen she was stood in front of the gate you have to stop babies coming in because I have a 1yo niece. She was saying I was locked in and wasn't allowed out. So I went along with it and said I'd escape. Cue her saying ''quick Granddad put your belly on the gate to stop him'
Had me in tears. My old man does have a beer belly.