I got sacked from a crap Saturday job for spilling coffee on cantona at the novotel hotel in Worlsey, when the restaurant manager was bollocking me, cantona asked him not to be too hard on me as I was probably awestruck. My explanation that I was that focused on resisting the temptation to pour it over his head meant I missed seeing his wifes\mistress\agent\(whoever the female lady he was with with the nice legs) handbag on the floor. which led my stumble and moderate spillage over his suit didn't go down that well.