The trouble with squad numbers.....

[Duphrates]

...is that we've never been able to run through the teamsheet singing the 11 days of Christmas. When they played it at half time last night I was half expecting an outburst of "FIIIIIIIVVVVE KE-EEEEF CURLES.....4 Steve McMahons,3 Terry Phelans, 2 Ian Brightwells and a Coton in an England shirt"
As you were.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Yeah, that guy who came on Curly Sanchez Watt, didn't he have 54. Thought straight away of that sitcom 'Car 54, where are you?' More than appropriate.