The Waldorf Saturday 4th August, a toast at 4pm

Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

bobmcfc said:
ChrisNUFC said:
Feed-The-Goat said:
No really, he isn't.

Im sure after a few beers you will be ;)
He will buy you a drink, slip you some rohypnl when youre not looking then bum you till your head falls off. You will wake up in a dirty alley with your pants round your ankles nursing a sore head and a very stingy ring
Speaking for past experience there bob?
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

MATCITY said:
bobmcfc said:
ChrisNUFC said:
Im sure after a few beers you will be ;)
He will buy you a drink, slip you some rohypnl when youre not looking then bum you till your head falls off. You will wake up in a dirty alley with your pants round your ankles nursing a sore head and a very stingy ring
Speaking for past experience there bob?

She's had it done before.
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

Feed-The-Goat said:
MATCITY said:
bobmcfc said:
He will buy you a drink, slip you some rohypnl when youre not looking then bum you till your head falls off. You will wake up in a dirty alley with your pants round your ankles nursing a sore head and a very stingy ring
Speaking for past experience there bob?

She's had it done before.

No but Im one step ahead all the time just incase
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Aphex said:
I'll be there to pay my respects.

And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
Vive le torchon.
Good.
Would you like me to bring all my qualifications with me so you can humiliate me in front of a captive audience, you pompous gimp? :0
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Aphex said:
I'll be there to pay my respects.

And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
Vive le torchon.

You must have a fucking big house to get a second mortgage that big.

Sadly i'm away on holiday on the 4th, but would be up for a meet up any other time for a few beers.
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

2sheikhs said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Aphex said:
I'll be there to pay my respects.

And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
Vive le torchon.
Good.
Would you like me to bring all my qualifications with me so you can humiliate me in front of a captive audience, you pompous gimp? :0

No qualifications on show,just a celebration of a life well lived but cruelly curtailed,my friend.<br /><br />-- Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:24 pm --<br /><br />
BWTAC said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Aphex said:
I'll be there to pay my respects.

And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
Vive le torchon.

You must have a fucking big house to get a second mortgage that big.

Sadly i'm away on holiday on the 4th, but would be up for a meet up any other time for a few beers.

You weren't getting a beer anyway,as I haven't upset you yet,you ****.
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Aphex said:
I'll be there to pay my respects.

And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
You'll need a third and fourth you arsey bastard!
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

Fetlocks would have to buy me a brewery
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Aphex said:
I'll be there to pay my respects.

And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
Vive le torchon.

I wouldn't want to see you homeless, the drink is on me :)
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

Prestwich_Blue said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Aphex said:
I'll be there to pay my respects.

And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
You'll need a third and fourth you arsey bastard!

Probably true mate.
There's about 10 mods for a start,before we even get to the proles.
May prove cheaper to buy the fucking pub.
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
2sheikhs said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
Vive le torchon.
Good.
Would you like me to bring all my qualifications with me so you can humiliate me in front of a captive audience, you pompous gimp? :0

No qualifications on show,just a celebration of a life well lived but cruelly curtailed,my friend.

-- Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:24 pm --

BWTAC said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
Vive le torchon.

You must have a fucking big house to get a second mortgage that big.

Sadly i'm away on holiday on the 4th, but would be up for a meet up any other time for a few beers.

You weren't getting a beer anyway,as I haven't upset you yet,you ****.

How can i get upset over a fact?
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
And so shall I.
And I will buy a pint for you and everyone else I have pissed off over the years.
I am currently negotiating a second mortgage on my house to pay for this round.
You'll need a third and fourth you arsey bastard!

Probably true mate.
There's about 10 mods for a start,before we even get to the proles.
You don't need to bother with nine of them as I'm the only one who sticks up for you in the mod forum.
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

Prestwich_Blue said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
You'll need a third and fourth you arsey bastard!

Probably true mate.
There's about 10 mods for a start,before we even get to the proles.
You don't need to bother with nine of them as I'm the only one who sticks up for you in the mod forum.

I think you're the only one who hasn't banned me.
Most of them are in double figures.
Ducado has banned all of my offspring for eternity.
In light of this information,you can have a large malt,and the rest can fuck off.
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

Being honest, nobody in the cellar has ever upset or offended me. Transfer forum, yes. Main forum, yes. Transfer forum, fucking hell yes.
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Probably true mate.
There's about 10 mods for a start,before we even get to the proles.
You don't need to bother with nine of them as I'm the only one who sticks up for you in the mod forum.

I think you're the only one who hasn't banned me.
Most of them are in double figures.
Ducado has banned all of my offspring for eternity.
In light of this information,you can have a large malt,and the rest can fuck off.
*cough* excuse me!
 
Re: The Waldorf Saturday 4th August @ 2pm

squirtyflower said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
You don't need to bother with nine of them as I'm the only one who sticks up for you in the mod forum.

I think you're the only one who hasn't banned me.
Most of them are in double figures.
Ducado has banned all of my offspring for eternity.
In light of this information,you can have a large malt,and the rest can fuck off.
*cough* excuse me!

Fucking mods....
 

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