The, Why has this topic never had a thread, thread.

[mancity2012_eamo]

Would you rather have lobster claws or a crocodile mouth?

Wait, I think I did that one already

I’ve never tasted crocodile mouth.
Never seen it on the menu, ever, so can’t really say.

 

[urban genie]

What ever happened to ever present in the 80s/90s Bank Holiday movie "one of our dinosaurs is missing"

 

[yankblue]

Why have City never looked into signing Isco?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Beetroot. Why has no one ever done a thread on the most tasty brilliant veg there is.

Beetroot

I love Beetroot!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Is it OK for a chap to shave his arse therefore making it easier to wipe after a Richard 3, also saving bog roll and the planet.

Don't shave your arse, when you fart it sounds like a round of applause

 

[northendenton]

History of Coats in Paisley

 

[Bill Walker]

The OP's stealing @Bill Walker title of the starter of the shittiest thread of the day :-)

Err s'cuse me mate, nobody outshits my threads. But alas I've been critiqued by a Mod so my would be threads are in a permanent state of abeyance. You can all rest easy :)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Err s'cuse me mate, nobody outshits my threads. But alas I've been critiqued by a Mod so my would be threads are in a permanent state of abeyance. You can all rest easy :)

Sorry, you are correct, my usual exaggerating of the truth :-)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Of the all threads, about all the shite,our tiny minds can come up with, have you ever thought, why don’t we talk about? Whatever?

For me it would be a thread about bees. I fucking love bees. Closely followed by a Spanner Appreciation Thread. Not just on the intricacies, diversity, genius and importance of those saintly devices, but your funniest stories involving a spanner, true or imagined, as long as it’s funny.

So, which topic has suffered intolerable prejudice and deserves a shout out?

or don’t. It’s up to you.

Not too sure I'd participate much in a spanner appreciation thread but here's an anecdote of one day at work.

I once electrocuted my cock on a live 400kV pylon with a ring spanner. It was dangling on the D-ring of my harness and as i leant forward the the D-ring touched the steelwork and the spanner was resting on my balls. It formed a circuit of induced current and the shock certainly put tears in my eyes, especially as I was holding an untethered Telecoms amplifier weighing about 10kg that I was about to make secure. I just held it tight and grimaced for a second or two of excruciating pain and fortunately i didn't drop it. Didn't bother telling the National Grid supervisor on the ground though.

 

[Barcon]

Not too sure of participatite much in a spanner appreciation thread but here's an anecdote of one day at work.

I once electrocuted my cock on a live 400kV pylon with a ring spanner. It was dangling on the D-ring of my harness and as i leant forward the the D-ring touched the steelwork and the spanner was resting on my balls. It formed a circuit and the (induced current) shock certainly put tears in my eyes, especially as I was fitting an untethered Telecoms amplifier weighing about 10kg. I just held it tight and grimaced and fortunately i didn't drop it. Didn't bother telling the National Grid supervisor on the ground though.

Did you boil all your spunk?