the worst lyrics in a song....

the wedding present - kennedy:

Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
Oh have you lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
And now Harry's walked away with Johnny's wife
You've got to pick some people up
You've got to let some people go
But if Lee's name does come up
Oh well I really want to know
Because everybody loves a TV show

Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
Oh have you lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
And now Harry's walked away with Johnny's wife
You've got to pick some people up
You've got to let some people go
But if Lee's name does come up
Oh well I really want to know
Because everybody loves a TV show

Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
Oh have you lost your love of life? Too much apple pie
And now Harry's walked away with Johnny's wife
 
These are a section of lyrics from Robbie Williams' song "Strong" which I have just copied and pasted..

If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun

You think that I'm strong you're wrong, you're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

I also found some lyrics to "Rudebox" on the same page..

Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex,
Pocket full of durex body full of mandrex.
Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

I suggest we have a "why is Robbie Williams so shite thread" instead
 
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla bing bang
 
paddystyle said:
queens one vision wtf!!!

Gimme one night,
Gimme one hope,
Just gimme,
One man one man,
One bar one night,
One day hey hey,
Just gimme gimme gimme
Fried chicken
Click to expand...

Fied chicken! Bwahahahahahaha!

Some funny ones in this thread, but the only one that springs to mind fo me is Oasis' little james and the line:

'live for your toys, even though they make noise'

Nice one Liam...
 
Your Celtic
United,
But baby i decided
etc etc etc

Rod "Minging Scotch Twat" Stewart
 
"Brenda's got herself a boyfriend,
Her boyfriend was her cousin now lets watch the joy end"

That song was based on a true story
 
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.


If I puked into a fountain pen and gave it to a dyslexic 3 year old I'd get better lyrics.
 
Pearcey said:
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.


If I puked into a fountain pen and gave it to a dyslexic 3 year old I'd get better lyrics.
Click to expand...

pukin in a fountain pen...
isnt that a james blunt e.p.
 
bluemooninho said:
Cant remember who it was but it went like this

Chicken de China And the chinese chicken
You have a drum stick and your brain stops tickin.
Watchin x-files with the light on
Dans a la Maison
blah blah blah
Click to expand...
bare naked ladies
 
Gaudino said:
Anything that Radiohead have in a song.......
Click to expand...

Are you fucking serious? Lyrics deffo not their strong point, but not anywhere near bad. I often find that even though they may not make sense as a whole ie all the nonsensical imagery thom yorke uses, there's a few lines here and there that are just genius.

to say that 'anything' radiohead write is the worst lyrics in a song is plain dumb and ignorant man. even if it's beacuse you dont like the band for whatever reason (i can understand many reasons even though i like them a lot), your statement just doesnt hold up to the non genius of that des ree lyric above.
 
de niro said:
anything by eminem.
Click to expand...

again, really? love him or hate him, some of his stuff is alright. lyrically anyway

(this is all opinion, but i'm fairly sure these are not the worst lyrics of all time)

And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cause maybe the only opportunity that I got
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top