the worst lyrics in a song....

Alan Kernaghan's 40yd Lob said:
de niro said:
anything by eminem.

again, really? love him or hate him, some of his stuff is alright. lyrically anyway

(this is all opinion, but i'm fairly sure these are not the worst lyrics of all time)

And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cause maybe the only opportunity that I got
awful
 
blue dallas said:
Alan Kernaghan's 40yd Lob said:
de niro said:
anything by eminem.

again, really? love him or hate him, some of his stuff is alright. lyrically anyway

(this is all opinion, but i'm fairly sure these are not the worst lyrics of all time)

And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cause maybe the only opportunity that I got
awful

i'm not saying they're fantastic, but they're certainly not awful. i think it's weird that you think they are! for all eminem's many flaws, lyrically, in the main (are there are some eminem lines i could quite happily put in this thread) he's totally alright in my book. fucking miles better than desree anyway. but maybe not as good as radiohead ;)
 
she loves mine
she loves me not
she loves mine
she loves me not
she loves mine
she loves me not
she loves mine
she loves me not
she loves mine
she loves me not
she loves mine
she loves me not
she loves mine.
she loves me not
she loves mine
she loves me not
she loves mine
and I think she loves just fine
she loves me not




The Dickies..great band
 
BingoBango said:
That's a bad one, but how about these pearlers from 'Life' by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

What the fuck?!

The second I saw the thread title I instantly thought of this song, quite possibly the worst lyrics of all time!!
 
Hows yourself, mustnt grumble
help yourself to another piece of apple crumble yeah yeah yeah,,,

ABC -That was then but this is now.

I have often walked down the street before
but the pavement always syayed beneath my feet before...

dont know the artist but johnnos favourite song.
 
Lots of stuff by early Genesis.

As the sun beats down and I lie on a bench,
You can always here them talk,
Me, I'm just a lawnmower,
You can tell me by the way I walk.
 
I can't change the world
Cos tryin' to make a difference makes things worst
It's just an observation I can't ignore
That people should smile more

We have this played at work, typical modern day pop stars writing shit songs that mean fuck all but make idiots feel better about they're pathetic lives. " I like smiling I do!"
 
Worst? Well, I think the lyrics are pretty good. Most folk however will groan so thats why I've posted them. Perhaps should've started new thread for 'Tearjerkers'. Similar :- 'Ebony Eyes', 'Tell Laura I Love Her', 'Teenangel'


I found him by the railroad track this mornin'.
I could see that he was nearly dead.
I knelt down beside him and I listened,
Just to hear the words the dyin' fellow said.

He said, "They let me out of prison out in Frisco,
For ten long years I've paid for what I've done.
I was tryin' to get back to Lou'siana,
To see my Rose and get to know my son."

Give my love to Rose, please, won't you mister?
Take her all my money, tell her "Buy some pretty clothes."
Tell my boy that daddy's so proud of him."
And don't forget to give my love to Rose.

Won'tcha tell 'em I said, "Thanks for waitin' for me."
Tell my boy to help his mom at home.
Tell my Rose to try to find another,
'Cause it ain't right that she should live alone.

Mister here's the bag with all my money.
It won't last them long the way it goes.
God bless you for findin' me this mornin',
Now don't forget to give my love to Rose.

Give my love to Rose, please, won't you mister?
Take her all my money, tell her "Buy some pretty clothes."
Tell my boy that daddy's so proud of him."
And don't forget to give my love to Rose.


[GIVE MY LOVE TO ROSE]
[Written by: John R. Cash
Performed by: Johnny Cash
Appears on: All Aboard the Blue Train-1962, Give My Love to Rose-1972,
Up Through the Years 1955-1957-Released: 1986, There You Go-1998,
American (Recordings) IV: The Man Comes Around-2002]
Lyrics: Give my Love to Rose, Johnny Cash [end]
 
A fantastic song, but really crap lyrics.

Here I go, here I go, here I go again.
Girls, what's my weakness?
(Men!) Ok then!
Chillin', chillin', mindin' my business
Yo Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it going on with something kinda
Wicked, wicked, had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits...
 
Swales lives said:
"It's like a thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife
isn't it ironic?"

No it's fucking shit Alanis!!

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' I promise i wont sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers'

brilliant song/bob lyrics!
 
America: Horse with no name - which was quite a big hit many moons ago.

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
 
I want to start a war.
Start a nuclear war.
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.


most awesome shitty song ever.
 

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