There was a young man from Killeen,

[manclad]

Who invented a wanking machine,
On the 99th stroke,
The f*cking thing broke,
And whipped his balls into cream.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Oh that was a terrible song...

 

[manclad]

Oh that was a terrible song...

It is actually a limerick,named after the afore said town in Ireland(but I don't know how this association came about).

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

was a young guy called joycee
his opinions were a bit choicee
he smoked a spliff
had a whiff
and the coke he had off a bloke was quite noisy

 

[shadygiz]

there was a young woman from ealing
she had a perculiar feeling
she lay on her back
opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

 

[jimharri]

There was once a wise old monk
Who went to sleep in a bunk.
He dreamt that Venus
was sucking his elbow,
and woke up covered in sweat.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Oh that was a terrible song...

It is actually a limerick,named after the afore said town in Ireland(but I don't know how this association came about).

Yea I know mate. Usually a limerick is sang and then evryone elses sings 'oh that was a terrible song, sing us another one just like the other one' etc

 

[manclad]

Oh that was a terrible song...

It is actually a limerick,named after the afore said town in Ireland(but I don't know how this association came about).

Yea I know mate. Usually a limerick is sang and then evryone elses sings 'oh that was a terrible song, sing us another one just like the other one' etc

Thanks for wising me up FEH.That is new to me.

 

[manclad]

there was a young woman from ealing
she had a perculiar feeling
she lay on her back
opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

Absolute cracker !! By far the funniest upto now.PMSL HA HA HA.

 

[manclad]

There was a young girl from Westhoughton,
Who had one big tit & one short un,
And on top of all that,
A big hairy twat,
And a fart like a 500 Norton.