There was a young man from Killeen,

[Joycee Banercheck]

hahahahahahaahaha. winner!

 

[manclad]

There was a young girl from Kilkenny,
And you could fu*k her for 1 & a penny,
For half of that sum,
You could roger her bum,
A scource of enjoyment for many.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

you can only have one winner, mate!

 

[Dave H]

There once was a vampire called Mable
Who's periods were very unstable
When it came to full moon
She pulled out a spoon
And drunk herself under the table.

 

[barryo]

2 ugly sisters from fordham
went for a walk to relieve boredom
and on their way back
a sex maniac
Jumped out of a hedge and ignored em

 

[moonshiner]

There once was a man from Nantucket
His d*** was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin,as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a c*** I would f*** it.

 

[Wheelsy]

There once was a man from Hanover
Who wanked with a slice of pavlova
He said "It slips and it slides
Like vaginal insides
While I dream of Anna Kournikova".

 

[stony]

The was a young man from Cosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash em
His wife said Jack, If you don't put em back
I'll stand on the cunts and squash em

 

[stony]

There was an old woman from Bury
Who wanted a piss in a hurry
She went round the back and opened her crack
and in backed Jack with his lorry

 

[Philbo]

There was a young man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
in less than an hour his cock was a flower,
and his balls were all covered in weeds! x