Thickest rags ever?

A few years ago a Rag i worked with was discussing the upcoming Euro's. He told his mate that all the big footballing countries had qualified except for Brazil & Argentina. When his mate asked why not, he replied "i think they were in the same group as Spain"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Skashion said:
Was just at the petrol station waiting for the cash machine, wearing a City t-shirt with a prominent badge and two fine young gentlemen (had no idea they were rags at this point), no doubt in their mother's Peugeot 206, starting chanting something. I couldn't hear what so I just ignored it. Then they started chanting it louder, evidently not amused until they were sure I knew I was the target.

You're the worst fucking champions we've ever seen,
Worst fucking champions ever seen,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions,
Worst fucking champions we've ever seen.

Meh, must be Chelsea, or Arsenal.

THEN, just as they pulled off to leave, ended the song with "United, United, United" with not a hint of irony.

Can anyone top that for sheer stupidity? Honestly, I think this ranks pretty highly.

Are you sure James Lawton wasn't the driver?
 
alfabianchi said:
Ha ha ha, that's nothing.

I was bullied mercilessly by this rag for years. He called me the milky bar kid..and soon the rest of the school followed. But I had the last laugh on them all, when I finally became the actual milky bar kid! Riding into school with my white horse and fending off advances from pretty girls with my endless supply of nestle milky bars.

Not laughing now, are you Sean Baxter???

THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!

Souperb.
 
On my way to work this morning I drove past a shop near Crown point north in denton. Some rag had hung up a bed sheet outside his shop reading:

"Can city win the treble can they fuck
Can city win the treble can they fuck
Can city win the treble
City win the treble
City win the treble can they fuck."

Just remind me you raggy fuck what your season has been like.
Your turn to be shit now.

And another guy reckons his team of hasbeens can win the champs lge.

They truely are deluded.
 
Tbh the rags have been quiet this year but the pool fans have been mind numbing. I've banned two staff from even mentioning football in the office. Arrogance on a totally different level, best manager, best players, best run club best football .......... Come on United on Sunday
 
schumey04 said:
Tbh the rags have been quiet this year but the pool fans have been mind numbing. I've banned two staff from even mentioning football in the office. Arrogance on a totally different level, best manager, best players, best run club best football .......... Come on United on Sunday
rag!
 
johnnytapia said:
manimanc said:
On semi final day versus the rags, I was in the shops buying some beers when I overheard a gobby cow in a rag shirt pipe up...."is tevez starting for us today...".....
I couldn't believe my ears and thought surely she hasn't just said that until somebody pointed out that he plays for city to which she replied...."are you sure...."
I had to go down another isle and have a quiet chuckle to myself bless her...


Go down another "isle" - fuck me, that's some shop. Hope they helped load your bags into the speedboat.
Ha ha well spotted you picky twat...:)
 
Azul Luna said:
On my way to work this morning I drove past a shop near Crown point north in denton. Some rag had hung up a bed sheet outside his shop reading:

"Can city win the treble can they fuck
Can city win the treble can they fuck
Can city win the treble
City win the treble
City win the treble can they fuck."

Just remind me you raggy fuck what your season has been like.
Your turn to be shit now.

And another guy reckons his team of hasbeens can win the champs lge.

They truely are deluded.

Can rooney win the title can he fuck
 
schumey04 said:
Tbh the rags have been quiet this year but the pool fans have been mind numbing. I've banned two staff from even mentioning football in the office. Arrogance on a totally different level, best manager, best players, best run club best football .......... Come on United on Sunday
What the actual fuck.........
 
A rag told me they need this team to win the league next season, sent me a team sheet and professional looking champ manager presentation. Of course it was a completely new fucking team with Rooney the only player remaining. I now have an auto rule for his emails to the deleted folder.
 
They deserve Moyes.

I couldn't believe he went into the Man Utd Liverpool game admitting that Liverpool were favourites. What kind of manager says that!
 
Marvin said:
They deserve Moyes.

I couldn't believe he went into the Man Utd Liverpool game admitting that Liverpool were favourites. What kind of manager says that!

One getting his excuses in first!
 
alfabianchi said:
Ha ha ha, that's nothing.

I was bullied mercilessly by this rag for years. He called me the milky bar kid..and soon the rest of the school followed. But I had the last laugh on them all, when I finally became the actual milky bar kid! Riding into school with my white horse and fending off advances from pretty girls with my endless supply of nestle milky bars.

Not laughing now, are you Sean Baxter???

THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!

Do you look like John Denver?
 
The comments i hear from utd fans gloating when we lose, show how far we have come. They arent going to win anything, so their only pleasure this season is to see us lose. Small club mentality! I remind of that if anyone says anything.
 
Took Mrs uwe and little miss uwe to see her brother who has moved to harrogate a while ago.Anyway I had my city shirt on going in the town centre and as I cross a zebra crossing,I could hear two rags saying" another plastic city fan,probably only started supporting them when they won the league" so turned around and said " I am from Manchester lads,which part of Mancs are you to from?" The reply " We both live in ripon and haven't had the chance to visit Manchester yet !! " wtf!
 

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