Things a man should never be seen with

[2bluegp]

driving a new shape vw beetle. especialy with a flower in it.
old shape, ok

 

[becomingparanoid]

Small dogs.


Case in point:

I wouldn't call her a dog and he gets away with it having a girl with him. It must be hers. Ha

 

[r01z]

skinny jeans...

you just done know what fashion is now do you? xD

lol i dont care, its a health risk to the general and privates

tbh fashion isnt summut i follow, jeans and a t-shirt that somehow bare the same colour is my style, dont condemn anyone who wear bold items of clothing jus skinny jeans make me cringe lol

 

[Anonymous]

most of the stuff mentioned is a knock at a man's feminine side (which i'm all for because it shows no fear of expression). because who wants to be a sheep and follow the crowd?
all these top gear watching, xfm listening, beer drinking men. wow - as sinitta sang "so macho"!

i think you'll find she actually sang 'soaked in yolk' 'i wanna be soaked in yolk'

 

[Swales lives]

most of the stuff mentioned is a knock at a man's feminine side (which i'm all for because it shows no fear of expression). because who wants to be a sheep and follow the crowd?
all these top gear watching, xfm listening, beer drinking men. wow - as sinitta sang "so macho"!

Agree with you there. Personally I think anyone who carries a 2-piece pool cue into a pub is an absolute C*NT.

 

[cityman14364]

Ugg boots

Saw a bloke wearing some the other day.

That should be punishable by a public flogging with a holly bush.

Case in point....

and i bet that rags on his way back to london as well.. what a moby he looks

 

[Stevinio]

Crocs - especially bronze or lavender!

I have some army green ones. Are they ok?

 

[poyntonblue]

A bottle of San Tropez fake tan and fluffy dice hanging from their rear-view mirror

 

[Sultana of Brunei]

most of the stuff mentioned is a knock at a man's feminine side (which i'm all for because it shows no fear of expression). because who wants to be a sheep and follow the crowd?
all these top gear watching, xfm listening, beer drinking men. wow - as sinitta sang "so macho"!

Hmmm, I see the point you are making there but actually having been back through the list I think you'll find most of the items to be a crime against humanity as opposed to a rejection of any male femininity.

I think if we use the ugg wearing freak at the station as a model of everything that is wrong then we can probably find some common ground no? Unless you think his outfit is acceptable? I thought not.

......and just to be clear I hate Top Gear, listen to 5 live and drink wine so I'm not doing too well on the macho side.......

 

[Didsbury Dave]

most of the stuff mentioned is a knock at a man's feminine side (which i'm all for because it shows no fear of expression). because who wants to be a sheep and follow the crowd?
all these top gear watching, xfm listening, beer drinking men. wow - as sinitta sang "so macho"!