Things old people say...

[1_barry_conlon]

Got my mother in law here for the weekend. Anyway we're watching the match and the camera zooms in on Howard in goal and she pipes up 'Is he the one who has t-rex?' I've just sprayed a mouthful of cranberry juice across the room.

Any other fine examples of old dears quotes?

 

[sweynforkbeard]

'Why do you always collect my pension and why do I have to live under the stairs?'

 

[1_barry_conlon]

'Why do you always collect my pension and why do I have to live under the stairs?'

Them Fritzels, they're a funny bunch!

 

[Barcon]

When I was a little kid I asked my Grandad what a gangbang was. He said it was when cubs or scouts sit around a fire and cook hotdogs on sticks. My Nan pipes up with "You don't know what you'r talking about, it's marshmallows". My other Grandad was never sober so I couldn't understand a word he said other than, "what do you think about the yellow man" ? Crazy bastards.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

My Grandad was moaning about the noise from the construction site round the corner from his gaff and mentioned 'the big digger'

Half listening my little nan pipes up with 'Bill! That's a horrible thing to call someone!'

 

[Barcon]

My Grandad was moaning about the noise from the construction site round the corner from his gaff and mentioned 'the big digger'

Half listening my little nan pipes up with 'Bill! That's a horrible thing to call someone!'

Is Bill not his real name then?

 

[bluwes]

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[The Pink Panther]

Old people when they can't think of the correct word, they describe it as "thing"

My Aunt, who's knocking on the door of 90, instead of saying "the other" will say "tuther"

 

[Barcon]

Who doesn't say tuther ?
Maybe she's a Manc. ;)

 

[MCFC-alan88]

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That man is a god damn legend.

I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised.