Things old people say...

[bluwes]

Old people when they can't think of the correct word, they describe it as "thing"

My Aunt, who's knocking on the door of 90, instead of saying "the other" will say "tuther"

Dooins is another one

 

[bluegonads]

there was some fit bird on telly one day.
my gran looked at her in disgust and said "look at her, she looks like a good meal would kill her"
always cracks me up when i think of it.

 

[Mikem93]

"Nah, we don't celebrate it. Don't know who St. Valentine was, don't give a shit, and doubt he wants people screwing in his memory."

“Calm down. You don’t just grab a ruler and tell everyone to whip their dicks out. You stuff your crotch and keep your pants on.”

"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."

Fucking class lol

 

[Cellarite]

when putting minimum effort into some chore such as tidying my room, my mam would always burst through the door and say "come on kev, you shape like my arse."
has anyone else ever heard this or was it just the crazy, old, half-irish woman i call a mother??

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

when putting minimum effort into some chore such as tidying my room, my mam would always burst through the door and say "come on kev, you shape like my arse."
has anyone else ever heard this or was it just the crazy, old, half-irish woman i call a mother??

Yes...

....well kinda, my mum used to say, but she isn't half irish....