Things people do that annoy you.

Women who have their lips operated on so they look like something on a fishmonger's slab.

(I think it's part of a conspiracy to turn men gay. I put the TV on yesterday and one such woman was sitting on a sofa talking shite, I couldn't bear to watch more than a minute.)
Pouting in photos. You look like pricks.

Just smile.
 
The new woman at work (trust me you won't want to see the pics) not only does she complain about how we do everything but goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it. She's in her second week (today is day 8) and she thought about walking on day one and three and last night I thought she would.....
We start our shift at 3pm (3 hours time) and I'll be surprised if she turns up. Half of me hopes she doesn't.
She fucking.turned up today and quit..... she lasted 2 weeks (2 days of which was off sick....)
Goodbye. I'll be able to work faster on my own and my ears won't be ringing with the same monotonous tone saying the same thing over and over and over again.
 
She fucking.turned up today and quit..... she lasted 2 weeks (2 days of which was off sick....)
Goodbye. I'll be able to work faster on my own and my ears won't be ringing with the same monotonous tone saying the same thing over and over and over again.
Are you sure it was a female ?

I reckon you've been working for 2 weeks with Morrissey.
 
Did you break her with egg head and morrisey stories ;>
You are kidding me. She never shut the fuck up complaining about everything to give me a chance!
She had moved from Michigan and complained about the heat. Yes. Welcome to fucking Florida. It gets hot in the summer....
 
She fucking.turned up today and quit..... she lasted 2 weeks (2 days of which was off sick....)
Goodbye. I'll be able to work faster on my own and my ears won't be ringing with the same monotonous tone saying the same thing over and over and over again.
Bet in reality you bored the fucking shit out of the poor girl practicing trivia questions and showing her that fake doctored picture of you on Eggheads....what year did Morrissey....blah blah blahh ?

Poor girl's traumatised now.
 
There's another woman at work. Just wants to get involved with everything and take over and look good in the eyes of the bosses, who simply state every time "why did she get involved?"
Even on her days off she is looking at the staff what's app group messages and commenting. We take it in turns each night to be on call if there is an issue and one text came in around 1am and she was obviously awake and dealt with it - and the bloke who was on call gets a bollocking for not being on call. I stood up for him in the staff meeting and said "Pam responded in like 10 seconds after the text was sent and she was off work. Why are you doing that?

Today I returned from my 2 days off and had ordered some reading / sunglasses online and I got an email saying they had been delivered (at work) at 1.30pm. I started at 3pm so headed to the office and couldn't find them. I sent out a group message on what's app asking if anyone had seen a small parcel for me at he office.
She replied immediately that she had it with her and it's in her golf cart (we have a golf cart to get around the site as it's a 100 acres).
Now it was delivered in the office where all of our mail boxes are. Why would she not stick it in my mail box and instead walk out with it and carry it around in her golf cart.
Nosey bastard

Oh. I never have my work phone switched on or with me when I'm off work. She texted me at 11.58pm on one of my days off asking me a work question......
 
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There's another woman at work. Just wants to get involved with everything and take over and look good in the eyes of the bosses, who simply state every time "why did she get involved?"
Even on her days off she is looking at the staff what's app group messages and commenting. We take it in turns each night to be on call if there is an issue and one text came in around 1am and she was obviously awake and dealt with it - and the bloke who was on call gets a bollocking for not being on call. I stood up for him in the staff meeting and said "Pam responded in like 10 seconds after the text was sent and she was off work. Why are you doing that?

Today I returned from my 2 days off and had ordered some reading / sunglasses online and I got an email saying they had been delivered (at work) at 1.30pm. I started at 3pm so headed to the office and couldn't find them. I sent out a group message on what's app asking if anyone had seen a small parcel for me at he office.
She replied immediately that she had it with her and it's in her golf cart (we have a golf cart to get around the site as it's a 100 acres).
Now it was delivered in the office where all of our mail boxes are. Why would she not stick it in my mail box and instead walk out with it and carry it aeound.in her golf cart.
She obviously hates you mate, probably calls you "that Morrissey ****" to her mates
 

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