Things people do that annoy you.

[Bill Walker]

These people cannot be regular readers of books, articles etc and seemingly didn’t pay attention at school. All they do is base it on hearing people saying “could’ve” and mishearing it.

You must of been a right swotty nerdy I know everything smarmy **** at school.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Women wearing ridiculous high heels and can't walk in them - just silly

What about redundant pole dancers.....

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You must of been a right swotty nerdy I know everything smarmy **** at school.

Not really. I just have a basic understanding of my own language.

 

[Bill Walker]

Not really. I just have a basic understanding of my own language.

Teachers pet :)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Every single time I’ve been on holiday those above have always been noisy cunts, shouting, stomping around and seemingly moving furniture around. Last year there was a (I think) Portuguese family above us and were the noisiest cunts ever. Never seemed to go out and moving furniture from 6am

The bloody furniture! It’s like he’s downloaded feng shui app and is trying out every possible way round he can move it all from day-to-day.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Teachers pet :)

Teacher’s :-)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I'll see your stag do, and raise you a hen party.

Bloody hen parties always seem to mither me. Always after something.

I had to give my boxers to a bride-to-be once, leaving me boxerless for a night out (which in another half-related story, set of a series of events that led to me not being able to push my foreskin back over my bellend for two days). Another time I had to smooch a bride-to-be and got a cold sore a few days later (bet she’d been smooching half the town that night)…

I say, ‘had to’; I suppose I could have said no!

 

[Bill Walker]

Teacher’s :-)

Can be either.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

This is something like the third consecutive cabbie who hasn’t helped with my suitcase. He just stared at me with his gob open indicating to the boot.

All I need now is the radio on full blast or talking on his phone for the entire journey.

 

[Looby_Blue]

This is something like the third consecutive cabbie who hasn’t helped with my suitcase. He just stared at me with his gob open indicating to the boot.

All I need now is the radio on full blast or talking on his phone for the entire journey.

Are you elderly or disabled?