Things that don’t look right in football.

[Chris B]

Those sports bra type things they make the players wear to track how much they run or whatever.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Goalkeepers not wearing green and referees not in black. Always looks wrong to me.

I remember David James wearing a pink jersey once.
Got a lot of wolf whistles that day...

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Games on a Monday.

A "bench" with about 25 people on it. Imagine that in the old 1980's Highbury dugout

Televised games finishing in the 97th minute on the screen. Just stop the clock, like they do in any other timed sport.

Ridiculous shirt numbers.

Cameras cutting to a 70+ year old commentator, and his sidekick for the day.

Punditry

 

[Barcon]

Apologies in advance but there is nothing more wrong in football than this:

 

[Tourist since 1971]

Agree with many of these. But absolutely hate rolling around or screaming when you’re touched - I hesitate to say fouled.
Just wish Rodders & Cancelo would stop doing it. It’s just embarrassing. If I’d ever tried it when playing over the last 50 years I would have been destroyed forever by my mates. And rightly so. God knows what my nickname would have been.

 

[wolviedinho]

Apologies in advance but there is nothing more wrong in football than this:

I thought Scholes was a toe man? ;)

 

[roman totale]

Beautiful, flawless, emerald pitches at this time of year.
The ‘active’ digital perimeter advertising boards. And yes, we’re the worst offenders.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Players lining up on kick off to shake hands - and then proceed to kick lumps out of each other

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Oh and twats standing there filming a goal celebration as still as can be with no expression of enjoyment whilst all around them is pandemonium.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

Inverted wingers, Raz is far better on the right, not having a pop at Mahrez but it would be interesting to see on the left wing and he has enough skill to beat a full back on the outside.