Things that have p**sed you off at the Olympics

[stony]

Burnley, Bolton...same thing really.

There's a huge fucking difference you southern twat.
Bolton = webbed feet
Burnley = six fingers

 

[BimboBob]

There's a huge fucking difference you southern twat.
Bolton = webbed feet
Burnley = six fingers

They both begin with B and are shit holes. And I am actually Northern you fat ****. I just speak properly.

 

[stony]

They both begin with B and are shit holes. And I am actually Northern you fat ****. I just speak properly.

So do Boobs and Bollocks but I'd only put my mouth near one of em, you hairy footed hobbit ****.

 

[BimboBob]

So do Boobs and Bollocks but I'd only put my mouth near one of em, you hairy footed hobbit ****.

Finally you have come out. Not surprising given the state of you. When was the last time you saw your penis without the help of a mirror?

 

[stony]

Finally you have come out. Not surprising given the state of you. When was the last time you saw your penis without the help of a mirror?

When I took it our of your wifes arse.

 

[BimboBob]

When I took it our of your wifes arse.

Blimey. You have good eyesight given the size difference between her massive arse and your micro penis.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Joyce not getting gold.

 

[stony]

Blimey. You have good eyesight given the size difference between her massive arse and your micro penis.

It was like a mouse's earhole, never had anything larger than a hobbit cock in it before.

 

[fredmont]

Inverdale interupting Joshua, discussing the Joyce loss, and directing the camera to the French tw*t winner hugging his future missus. As if we give a shit about them. We woz robbed.

 

[BimboBob]

It was like a mouse's earhole, never had anything larger than a hobbit cock in it before.

Of course not. I know what she puts in her mouth. And it's not you.





Or me.