Things that put you off women

[Colliahhh]

I've noticed over the last few months that I've got an issue where in order for me to find a woman attractive she has to have decent knashers.

i.e. straight, white, good gum-to-teeth ratio.

If they aren't in good knack I seriously struggle.

My mate has one where he doesn't get with girls who have short/ close cropped hair.

Anyone else got a bizarre one?

 

[charliebigspuds]

don't like fat birds TBH

 

[BimboBob]

Must have pulse.



I know for a fact that PB doesn't have this requisite.

 

[jimharri]

Female? Check.
Pulse? Check.
Not boxer dog ugly? Check.


Chocks away!

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Sounds a bit weird but I don't like it when the ears poke out of the hair.

 

[tommybooth]

tramp stamps.

 

[Rascal]

Movembers

 

[Banned Tosspot]

The fact that they are women ;)

 

[Bill]

smoking.

 

[andyhinch]

Restraining orders