things that wind you up (non football)

when people make toast, and once they have buttered it, leave all the crumbs in the butter !
dickheads who everyone likes and i hate and they dont realise that he/she is a dickhead
andy gray on fifa
last minute goals from the opposition on FM
people who think my taste in music (mostly indie) in strange and im from another planet
and finally...
DICKHEADS WHO PLAY MUSIC ON THE BACK OF THE BUS !!! (THE OTHER DAY TWO CHAVS WERE PLAYING SWITCH BY WILL SMITH !!!)
 
People who bang on about 'Broken Britain' etc. but dont have a clue what they are talking about
Right wing people
The whole 'Lad' thing
Food that goes off quickly
 
People who put the spoon in the coffee and then in the sugar. Other way round you stupid sugar ruining cunts!
 
people who believe they have something funny on their mobile phone that they must play to you. i sit in the canteen at work with a couple of decent lads, but one of their mates does this all the time. "kev, listen to this, it's piss funny." he then proceeds to play something ridiculously loud to me. people are looking over, i'm aware of this but he isn't. it could be the funniest thing ever but i'm more bothered that people think i'm a cnut for disrupting their lunch break.

the receptionists at the doctors when you try to book an appointment. "we're all booked up, if you want one for tomorrow, you'll have to ring back at 8 in the morning." right so i'll take a day off work to phone the doctors? then they say "is it an emergency?" well i'll let the fucking doctor decide that love. if i thought i was about to die, i'd go to hospital. i pay national insurance and visit the doctor about 2/3 times a year. give me a fucking appointment.

the mouthy, mockney, billy-buy-mates, lispy, fake, fuckwitted, make up saying, try to make things cool, arsehole that is jamie oliver. i'll take the bastard to court and bankrupt myself in an unwinnable case if my remote control ever ends up flying through my tele screen because of this bastard appearing on it grinning like a paedophile in mothercare saying "just lob it in the pan for a few minutes, it'll be absolutely pukka."
 
CheesySmoker said:
People who bang on about 'Broken Britain' etc. but dont have a clue what they are talking about
Right wing people
The whole 'Lad' thing
Food that goes off quickly
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To be fair you don't really need to be a genius to realise Britain is broken!

I agree with the whole lad thing, lads holiday etc etc, more like bellends.
 
Rushton121 said:
-Losing on Fifa
-Fearne Cotton
-People who use the word "texted". I don't care if it's technically correct....it should be "Text"!
-People who don't bother to indicate before turning.
-People in front of you randomly stopping so you nearly walk into the back of them.
-People in general.
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I am going to fuck your bird. I just fucked your bird. There's nothing technical about it, it's a new verb but it still follows the same rules.
 
Tailgating

The lack of opportunity in the UK

The fact that a girls insurance is half the price of boys when 17-20

The stereotype that any male driving under the age of 21 is a boy racing nob
 
People who have two cars and park the small one on the drive and the large one on the road, thereby reducing their neighbour's on-road parking space to practically nil.

People who have a car and a van who insist on parking the van on the drive so their neighbour can't see what the fcuk is coming down the road when they're trying to get out of the drive.
 
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