Things that your Dad said to you.

manclad said:
fbloke said:
This is what he said.

Son you'll be a bachelor boy until your dying day.
What he really meant to say was -
Son you'll be a City fan until your dying day!!!


Oh dear no, that goes WITHOUT saying.
 
If you're going to get suspended from school anyway, don't let them hang you

Take it on the chin
 
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stony said:
I remember asking him about a girl with lovely blonde hair, but when she took her knickers off and lay on the bed, arms and legs akimbo. She was like the Ace of Spades. Collar and cuffs definitely didn't match.
I'll never forget his words, he said " son, you know when you hit your thumb with a hammer and the nail goes black? Well she's had plenty of fucking hammer"
Is that you son?
 
Son, never be mates with a man that doesn't like football. They're untrustworthy.

He's right as well...
 
The best piece of advice my dad has ever given me is, and i quote:

"It's better to say there it is than where is it!"

Has served me well, so when ever i need anything i can always put my hand on it as i tend to get more of something or buy shit i may need someday. Quite a useful little motto to live by. Does'nt work with money unfortunatly.
 

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