Things to do in bath (the container full of water)

[Bill Walker]

Too late innit :-)

carefull in all that water, make sure you have something to hold onto

 

[Bill Walker]

If your over 40, watch your balls bob about.
Yes girls, they float

Mine don't, too heavy probably...girls

 

[RayCTID]

Fart?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Two pages and no one has mentioned shaving off all your body hair while fingering your arsehole? Fucking weirdos.

 

[Blue Mist]

Turn your electric fire up to full.

 

[Gabriel]

Reenact Jutland with your dreadnoughts.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Tell the Mrs I intend to have a long soak, but then let a little hot water from the tap burn me and then ring the police to say I'm being held against my will in cold water and she's just tried burning me with a kettle

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Put an ant inside a tightly sealed bottle and a toy ship at the bottom of the bath. Ocean Gate for ants and I even let them stop to take photos.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If the container is full of water, won't it overflow when you get in.............?

 

[york away to this!]

Dig around amongst the "ancient ruins"...