Things to never do or attempt

But, you still want to end up in Diane Abbot's tights? Of all the tights in all the world you picked her? You filthy ****:)
The fall wouldn’t kill me but those fuckin tights would ... In my defence I picked em for durability, stronger than a spiders web .. Allegedly ..... On second thoughts, fuck it, your right Magic, I’m a wrong un for thinking of it ...!! I deserve to make the jump without any net ..
 

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