Things you almost won

[Barcon]

I won a free ticket on a scratch card. Threw it out.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Colin Montgomery hates this thread

Steve Gerrard hates it more

 

[Magicpole]

Mystery solved...

I confess. I only nutted him.after he rejected my coffee advances. I was grounded down.

 

[EnzoMCFC]

A goldfish. Conniving carnie cockwombles

 

[Stuuuuuu]

 

[flook]

ITV 7 when I was 16 years old, first 6 winners, last race I was on favourite muscatite, mate was on el gitano, and el gitano pipped muscatite by a head. Almost 40 years ago and remember it like yesterday, got about 600 quid, which was great money considering I was earning about £35 a week at the time, a winner would have bought me a house. 10p stake

 

[blue by birth]

Won £5000 with 5 numbers on Thunderball years ago..if I had gotten the Thunderball number it would have been £250,000.
Mind you I wasn't complaining

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Close to winning a couple of things, but won nothing for ages.

Yours sincerely.

Tottenham hotspur.

 

[Barcon]

Worn the wifes knickers and skirt but couldn't squeeze into her stilletos.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Got to the semi final of the national village cricket comp and lost. Final would have been at Lords. Playing at lords would have been a win.