Things You Can't Say in the Throes of Passion

[steviemc]

'you're crushing me'

 

[Ducado]

I think there are some confessions happening in this thread

 

[Dunraven]

Stop yawning.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I think there are some confessions happening in this thread

Never mind the missus, eh?

 

[Chris in London]

We haven't seen your sister in a while

 

[stony]

Try and keep still, you're spilling my gravy.

 

[jimharri]

I think there are some confessions happening in this thread

That's a strange thing to consider saying when you're in the saddle!

 

[Tbilisi]

Ive just dropped my nail file

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Is it in...?

Haha have you started yet? Or bloody hurry up :)

Baggsy not sleeping in the spunk puddle!

Haha the wet patch!!! I'm sleeping n the other side!!

 

[Ducado]

have you pissed yourself?

Or are you just pleased to see me?